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Village Idiot for 24 Sep 2016, Britney Spears
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Britney Spears

Britney Doesn't Listen to Britney

Britney recently revealed that she doesn't listen to her own music instead relying on others to tell her whats good. Brit Twit said "It's funny, because I don't really listen to my music" she went on to say "Of course, I sing my songs every night (at my residency) and I have to listen to it that way". The flaw in her otherwise genius plan of avoiding her music, she gets paid to sing her own songs. Damn you cruel world!

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Monthly Moron for September

Which one of these Blondes would survive in Game of Thrones?
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Cate Blanchett
Cate Blanchett
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Margot Robbie
Margot Robbie
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Amber Heard
Amber Heard

Blonde Tubes

Paris Hilton in Prison

Paris Hilton in Prison


Paris is heading to prison, why they let her go I will never know.
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Dumb Blonde Pregnancy Test

Dumb Blonde Pregnancy Test


A blonde takes a pregnancy test but can't make out the results.
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 Charlize Theron Does Charity Work

Charlize Theron Does Charity Work


Charlize tells Conan all about her charity blind date.
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More Village Idiots

Village Idiot for 17 Sep 2016, Paris Hilton

Hilton Gives Horny Homeless a Hand

A homeless man was spared a life of pain and misery when Porn Star Paris gave him money instead of sleeping with him. A homeless man had been standing outside the Bagatelle asking for money telling people it was for "pizza and sex". According to a witness pseudo celeb Paris "gave the man a crisp Benjamin Franklin." I assume it was all down to scheduling, $100 normally gets you a half day girlfriend experience with Paris.
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Village Idiot for 10 Sep 2016, Pamela Anderson

Pamela's Porn PSA

Former Playmate and sex tape star, Pamela Anderson, recently asked people to stop watching porn. Pamela referenced penis model Anthony Weiner in an op-ed in the WSJ saying "If anyone still had doubts about the addictive dangers of pornography, Anthony Weiner should have put paid to them with his repeated, self-sabotaging sexting" That's right people, watching porn is bad, starring in it on the other hand is a great way to become famous for no reason.
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Village Idiot for 3 Sep 2016, Britney Spears

Life of Britney

Britney Spears' team has revealed that she will not be involved in the unauthorized TV movie about her life produced by Lifetime. A representative for Miss Spears said "Britney Spears will not be contributing in any way, shape or form to the Lifetime biopic, nor does it have her blessing," If only the Monty Python team made the movie, I can see it now... mistaken as talented and surrounded by her followers only to be crucified by the media. Blondesville brings you, Life of Britney.
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes

"I named my sons Brandon and Dylan after the Beverly Hills 90210 characters. Both of them were born in my bathroom. I had Dylan in my tub, and he came out underwater."
Pamela Anderson
"Well, I lost my virginity in a car. But it wasn't a very nice one."
Brittany Murphy
"Being a Southern person and a blonde, it's not a good combination. Immediately, when people meet you, they think of you as not being smart."
Reese Witherspoon
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Dumb Blonde Jokes

Q; How do you confuse a Blonde?
A: You don't they're born that way.
One day two Blondes are hunting when the one shout's to the other "Come look at these deer track's I've found!" So the other one comes over to take a look. "Those aren't deer track's, those are wolf track's!" "No they're deer track's!" said the other. "No they're wolf track's" insisted the other. So the two stand there and start arguing. Half an hour later they were both killed by a train.
Q: What is a Blonde's idea of safe sex?
A: A padded dash.
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