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Village Idiot for 20 Aug 2016, Scarlett Johansson
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Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett is Hollywood Box Office Gold

Box Office Mojo has revealed that Miss Johansson is the highest grossing actress of all time. Scarlett's movies have brought in a whopping $3.3 billion dollars in domestic box office revenue. Scarlett was tenth on the list of ten and was not only the youngest and only female on the list but also the only Blonde.

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Monthly Moron for August

Which one of these Blondes will take home Gold at the Dumb Blonde Olympics?
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Britney Spears
Britney Spears
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Jennifer Lawrence
Jennifer Lawrence
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Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson

Blonde Tubes

Dumb Blondes Testing Smartphones

Dumb Blondes Testing Smartphones


Watch as 3 blondes product test various smartphones.
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What has this German Dumb Blonde Lost?

What has this German Dumb Blonde Lost?


This German Blonde has lost something, can she find it and what is it?
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Reese Witherspoon's Police Arrest Video

Reese Witherspoon's Police Arrest Video


Reese Witherspoon goes legally blonde on a cop and it's all caught on police dashcam.
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More Village Idiots

Village Idiot for 13 Aug 2016, Gwyneth Paltrow

Goop Consciously Uncouples from Goop

Gwyneth Paltrow has decided to distance herself from her lifestyle brand that was even named after her, Goop. Gwyneth said "My dream is that one day no one would remember that I have anything to do with it." That's quite the sales pitch. It doesn't matter how much she tries to distance herself, her steamed vagina practices will always precede her Oscar glory.
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Village Idiot for 6 Aug 2016, Paris Hilton

ISIS is Targeting Paris... Hilton?

Porn star Paris thinks ISIS will target her because she's so famous. Paris told a Spanish newspaper "I'm constantly moving around from one country to another and I'm a famous person who could be a definite target for an attack" I'm pretty sure she's safe, no one in their right mind would go near her considering the weapons grade STD's she amassed over the years. The again it wouldn't hurt to have her holed up in a bunker for the next 10, 20 or even 100 years until the the threat has passed.
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Village Idiot for 30 Jul 2016, Gwyneth Paltrow

Everybody Hates Gwyneth

Readers of Star magazine have voted Miss Paltrow as the "Most Hated Celebrity" above all others. When asked what she thought about it Gwyneth replied "First of all, I was like, 'I'm the most hated celebrity? More than, like, Chris Brown?'" she asked. "What did I do?" The people have spoken, no amount of vaginal steam cleaning or fad diets will ease the discomfort of this title.
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes

"Pre-1989, I pretty much fucked everybody. I had to get breakfast somehow."
Courtney Love
"We didn't sit down and read books all night, which I love to do." (On why her marriage to Kid Rock didn't work)
Pamela Anderson
"If I'm associated with sexuality until the day I die I'll be happy - because I intend to sexual until the day I die." (on her infamous sexy roles)
Kim Cattrall
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Dumb Blonde Jokes

One day, a Blonde, Brunette, and Redhead were walking along a beach. Suddenly, a bird flies over and craps on the redhead. The Brunette tells the Blonde, "Quick, go get some toilet paper!" The Blonde replies, "By the time I get back, the bird will be gone.
Q: What did you name the offspring of a Blonde and a Puerto Rican?
A: Retardo.
The Blonde's demotion in the army started when he told the firing squad to form a circle.
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