"There are assumptions made about the way you look. I'm always surprised when people don't think I'm smart." Meg Ryan
Welcome to the Home of the Dumb Blonde
If it's dumb blondes and celebrities you're looking for then look no further. Blondesville is a protected sanctuary for all those... oh god, another one got it. If you find any stray blondes send them our way.
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Charlize Goes Both Ways... On Screen
Charlize revealed that making love on screen is different when you're with a man vs with a woman. Charlize said "I enjoy both -- yes!" she smiled. "Doing a love scene with guys is different, but I enjoy both." Her home movie collection must be interesting, all that method acting recorded purely for research purposes.
Monthly Moron for July
Which one of these Blondes is Smart Enough to Leave Blondesville in a Blexit?
Britney tried to deny her lip syncing act on a TV interview in Israel. Britney said "A lot of people think that I don't sing live, Because I'm dancing so much, I do have a little bit of playback, but there's a mixture of my voice and the playback." She went on to say "It really pisses me off because I am busting my ass out there and singing at the same time and nobody ever really gives me credit for it." Imagine how pissed people are to find out you are lip syncing, unless you think your out of breath lumbering on stage qualifies as singing.
Village Idiot for 8 Jul 2017, Madonna
Why Tupac Dumped Madonna
A newly released letter reveals that Tupac dumped Madonna over race. The letter reads "For you to be seen with a black man wouldn't in any way jeopardize your career, if anything it would make you seem that much more open and exciting" Ouch, I guess publicity stunts don't always go according to plan.
Village Idiot for 1 Jul 2017, Pamela Anderson
Pamela is Open for Business and Foreign Relations
Pamela is dipping her toes into the world of business and foreign politics by opening a vegan restaurant in France. In an elaborate ploy to get French President Emmanuel Macron to free her love Julian Assange, Pamela wrote "I am opening a new vegan restaurant in France in July, and I would like to extend my invitation to the new President and his First Lady." I'm not sure forcing him to eat vegan food is the best move. As a Frenchie offering to be a mistress is probably the way to go.
Buffy noticed a student walking up and down the street, wearing a sandwich board that read "Free Big Mac!" Strolling over with a look of concern, the Blonde asked, "Why? What'd he do?"
One day a Blonde became so sick of hearing Blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few days later, as she was out driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass. Admiring the cute woolly creatures, she said to the shepherd, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one?" The shepherd, always the gentleman, said, "Of course." The Blonde thought for a moment and, for no discernible reason ,said, "352" This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandably, totally amazed, and exclaimed, "You're right! OK, I'll keep to my end of the deal. Take your pick of my flock." The Blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally picked the one that was by far cuter and more playful that any of the others. When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, "OK, now I have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair colour, can I have my dog back?"
Two factory workers were talking. "I know how to get some time off from work." said the man. "How do you think you will do that?" said the blonde.
He proceeded to show her by climbing up to the rafters, and hanging upside down. The boss walked in, saw the worker hanging from the
ceiling and asked him what on earth he was doing? "I'm a light bulb" answered the guy. "I think you need some time off," said the boss. So, the man jumped
down and walked out of the factory. The blonde began walking out too. The boss asked her where she thought she was going. "Home. I can't work in the dark."