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Village Idiot for 22 Jul 2017, Charlize Theron
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Charlize Theron

Charlize Goes Both Ways... On Screen

Charlize revealed that making love on screen is different when you're with a man vs with a woman. Charlize said "I enjoy both -- yes!" she smiled. "Doing a love scene with guys is different, but I enjoy both." Her home movie collection must be interesting, all that method acting recorded purely for research purposes.

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Monthly Moron for July

Which one of these Blondes is Smart Enough to Leave Blondesville in a Blexit?
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Christina Applegate
Christina Applegate
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Dolph Lundgren
Dolph Lundgren
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Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett Johansson

Blonde Tubes

Dumb Blondes Testing Smartphones

Dumb Blondes Testing Smartphones


Watch as 3 blondes product test various smartphones.
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Everyones Sick of Paris Hilton

Everyones Sick of Paris Hilton


Even the media that made Paris famous are sick of her.
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Amanda Bynes Police Encounter

Amanda Bynes Police Encounter


Amanda Bynes police encounter didn't go down well.
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More Village Idiots

Village Idiot for 15 Jul 2017, Britney Spears

Britney Deny's Lip Syncing Facts

Britney tried to deny her lip syncing act on a TV interview in Israel. Britney said "A lot of people think that I don't sing live, Because I'm dancing so much, I do have a little bit of playback, but there's a mixture of my voice and the playback." She went on to say "It really pisses me off because I am busting my ass out there and singing at the same time and nobody ever really gives me credit for it." Imagine how pissed people are to find out you are lip syncing, unless you think your out of breath lumbering on stage qualifies as singing.
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Village Idiot for 8 Jul 2017, Madonna

Why Tupac Dumped Madonna

A newly released letter reveals that Tupac dumped Madonna over race. The letter reads "For you to be seen with a black man wouldn't in any way jeopardize your career, if anything it would make you seem that much more open and exciting" Ouch, I guess publicity stunts don't always go according to plan.
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Village Idiot for 1 Jul 2017, Pamela Anderson

Pamela is Open for Business and Foreign Relations

Pamela is dipping her toes into the world of business and foreign politics by opening a vegan restaurant in France. In an elaborate ploy to get French President Emmanuel Macron to free her love Julian Assange, Pamela wrote "I am opening a new vegan restaurant in France in July, and I would like to extend my invitation to the new President and his First Lady." I'm not sure forcing him to eat vegan food is the best move. As a Frenchie offering to be a mistress is probably the way to go.
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes

"I wanted to retire from all that, but I guess my breasts still have a career, and I'm just tagging along with them."
Pamela Anderson
"I'm reachable for people, I'm not out of their league. I'm just a normal girl."
Alicia Silverstone
"I think you like [sex] when you're, like, in your thirties. That's what someone told me. We'll see."
Paris Hilton
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Dumb Blonde Jokes

Q: How did the Blonde Hockey Team drown?
A: Spring training.
Q: Why is it good to have a Blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: Why do Blondes like the GST (Goods and Services Tax)?
A: Because they can spell it.
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