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Village Idiot for 14 Jan 2017, Britney Spears
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Britney Spears

Britney Spears Wants to Meet You

Britney is planning to escape her gilded cage and she's coming for you. Brit Twit wants to do another tour after her dismal 2011 "The Femme Fatale Tour". In an interview with Think Magazine Britney said "I hope we can do some touring! It'll be fun to see my fans from overseas who haven't been able to make it out to Las Vegas." I was under the impression the rule what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas would apply to her too. Time to hide your backup dancers, Britney is coming!

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Monthly Moron for January

Which one of these Blondes will help us Forget the Nightmare that was 2016?
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Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett Johansson
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Margot Robbie
Margot Robbie
 
Kate Hudson
Kate Hudson

Blonde Tubes

Dumb Blonde Answers the Question - Urban vs Rural

Dumb Blonde Answers the Question - Urban vs Rural


Talk Show question asking a Blonde if her husband is Urban or Rural is too complicated.
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Dumb Blondes Testing Smartphones

Dumb Blondes Testing Smartphones


Watch as 3 blondes product test various smartphones.
Really Stupid
Paris Hilton in Jall Music Video

Paris Hilton in Jall Music Video


Sing along with Paris behind bars in her jail cell music video
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Village Idiot for 7 Jan 2017, Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow Takes Aim at Chris Martin

Gwyneth Paltrow says her ex Chris Martin would "take a bullet for her", whether he wants to or not I assume. In an interview with InStyle Gwyneth talked about her relationship with her conscious uncoupling partner saying "And to this day, Chris would take a bullet for me," Paltrow adds, "even though I'm not his wife." Does she know that after the divorce he removed her from his will? I'm pretty sure the kids are the only ones getting something out of this theory of hers.
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Village Idiot for 31 Dec 2016, Britney Spears

Britney Spears Was Hacked to Death

It seems Britney was the victim of a hack that almost killed her. After a year of celebrity deaths it looked like Britney was next when the Twitter account of Sony was hacked and sent out a tweet that Britney was dead. The tweet said "britney spears is dead by accident! we will tell you more soon. #RIPBritney". Since the tweets Miss Spears wanted to make sure we knew she was still alive by sharing photos of herself making weird hand gestures. Well that settles it, she must be alive. I wonder if 2016 would do a swapsy? Britney Spears for Prince, David Bowie, George Micheal or any other actual talent?
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Village Idiot for 24 Dec 2016, Gwyneth Paltrow

Can You Help Gwyneth Paltrow with her G Spot?

The always creative Miss Paltrow has created a travel app called G. Spotting. It's basically a group of guides organized by personality type like foodie and hipster because why pretend to be normal now. Gwyneth even said she prefers to ask truck drivers where to get pizza instead of hotel concierge. That's right people, Gwyneth Paltrow, her lady bits and truck drivers all in one post. You do the math.
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes

"I don't really think, I just walk." (Paris' red carpet technique)
Paris Hilton
"French fries. I love them. Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fries. That and caviar."
Cameron Diaz
"She just told me she wants to be an actress. Following in my dad's footsteps of nepotism, I just gave her a show." (talking about her pug, Mimi La Rue)
Tori Spelling
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Dumb Blonde Jokes

Q: How are a blonde and a vacuum cleaner alike?
A: They both suck, blow, and get laid in a closet.
( Submitted by 'Melissa' )
Q: Why do Blondes drive BMW's?
A: Because they can spell it.
Q: What's a Blonde's idea of safe sex?
A: Locking the car door.
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