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Madonna Threatens Oral Sex
Madonna opened for Amy Schumer at Madison Square Garden and used the opportunity to talk politics. Madonna threatened everyone saying "If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blow job - and I'm good!" This is the biggest "blow" to Hillary's campaign since the email scandal. She says Vote Hillary but then threatens everyone with grandma oral sex clearly indicating Vote Trump.
Monthly Moron for October
Which one of these Blondes will have you running for your life in fear this Halloween?
Britney is happy being single telling the Jonathan Ross Show "It's just the mind game with guys, the calling back and the texting, it's just too much, it's silly." Britney went on to say "Actually I'm not looking for men right now, I'm really happy with myself, I'm fine with the way I am." What happened to the good old days when you could marry a guy for 2 days and have kids with a backup dancer. Now it's all about getting to know someone and having conversations.
Village Idiot for 8 Oct 2016, Madonna
Zika Should Fear Madonna
Madonna has announced she plans on going ahead with her performance at Art Basel Miami at Faena Forum. The event is billed as "an evening of music, art, mischief and live performance with Madonna" but some people are skipping it over Zika concerns. Well of course Madonna doesn't have to worry, all her blood dried up back in the 80's and now she's operated by a pulley and lever system controlled by a little man in her head.
Village Idiot for 1 Oct 2016, Gwyneth Paltrow
You Guys Need to Stop Being Sexist
Gwyneth thinks she gets no respect because we're all sexist. In an interview with Lena Dunham, Gwyneth talked about GOOP saying "Everybody wants you in the caricature of you if you're a woman" and "If you start to cast that off, it makes people very uncomfortable," We hate her because shes a girl, so that settles that. It has nothing to do with the ridiculousness of her steamed vagina practices or hawking over priced crap.
Q: What do a bleached Blonde and a 747 have in common? A: They both have a black box.
Q: What did the Blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACYS wrong."
One day a Blonde guy went to the doctor and said that he thought he was turning into a women. So the doctor gave him a thorough examination and afterwards said "It seems to me that you are still a healthy man, Why do you think your turning into a woman?" "Because" said the Blonde "I keep getting these letter's that say 'Dear Sir or Madam'"