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Village Idiot for 22 Apr 2017, Pamela Anderson
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Pamela Anderson

The Picture of Pamela Anderson

Pamela reportedly stormed off a TV show after an old school photo was shown. Pamela's negative reaction to her old school photo was on the show "Celebrity Juice" with host Keith Lemon saying "She just suddenly picked up her fur stole and stormed off home!" Maybe the photo was cursed and shows what she really looks like sans cosmetic surgery like Dorian Gray.

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Monthly Moron for April

Which one of these Blondes do you want hopping around your place for Easter?
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Alice Eve
Alice Eve
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Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett Johansson
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Kristen Bell
Kristen Bell

Blonde Tubes

Are Blondes Smarter than 5th Grader's?

Are Blondes Smarter than 5th Grader's?


Kelly Pickler has a go on the celebrity version of "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader".
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Paris Hilton is Always Making Friends

Paris Hilton is Always Making Friends


It seems everywhere Paris goes people have the same reaction, and it's not friendly.
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Everyones Sick of Paris Hilton

Everyones Sick of Paris Hilton


Even the media that made Paris famous are sick of her.
Really Stupid
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More Village Idiots

Village Idiot for 15 Apr 2017, Britney Spears

The End is Nigh for Britney

All shit things come to an end, Britney Spears will be ending her Las Vegas residence this December. Britney's manager Larry Rudolph said "We are done with this show, and our next move is undecided. We are still talking with Caesars Entertainment and other interested parties in Las Vegas" What will she do now, wander the wild's of America in search of Cheetos sustenance and another backup dancer mate.
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Village Idiot for 8 Apr 2017, Kirsten Dunst

Kirsten is an Animal in Bed

Kirsten Dunst is an animal in bed, if you think of her as an animal in a trap desperate enough to gnaw off her own foot to get away. In a recent interview with E! News Kirsten was asked about sex scenes and replied "To be honest, I'm like, 'Let's get this over with as fast as possible.'". Such a romantic. I wonder if she's a method actor and this is what she's like in real life?
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Village Idiot for 1 Apr 2017, Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Knows Another Place to Stick a Jade Egg

Gwyneth's Goop site recently released their sex issue talking about everything from porn to anal sex. The site notorious for promoting shoving jade egg's into vagina's now wants every nook and crevice available for future jade egg purchases. I guess there's nothing Gwyneth won't do for money, just BYOL (Bring Your Own Lube), their Tibetan Yak Saliva Lube is overpriced.
Really Stupid
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes

"Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent. Leave that to me."
Eminem
"They put me in this big harness. It was really unflattering to the figure." (Making of Spiderman)
Kirsten Dunst
"I have a huge, active imagination, I think I'm really scared of being alone, because if I'm left to my own devices, I'll just turn into a madwoman."
Claire Daines
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Dumb Blonde Jokes

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a shot gun?
A: One cock and she blows.
( Submitted by 'tim vieau' )
Q: What did the Blonde do when she got her first period?
A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her.
A blonde calls a long distance operator and asks what is the time difference between Tokyo and Las Vegas. The operator says just a minute, the blonde says thanks and hangs up.
( Submitted by '.blone 101' )
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