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Village Idiot for 18 Mar 2017, Pamela Anderson
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Pamela Anderson

Pamela's Political Poetry

Pamela Anderson has taken her love for Julian Assange to the next level by writing a poem about him. The poem is long but opens with the following... "Julian Assange is the most intelligent, interesting, and informed man in existence. Yes- I think he's quite sexy. He has tremendous strength and stamina- though vulnerable." Right, so that just happened. I figure she wrote it in her diary and just had to share it with the world. Next step, sneaking out of the embassy window to elope. Shhh, don't tell the police.

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Monthly Moron for March

Which one of these Blondes do you want to get drunk with on St. Patrick's Day?
 
Drew Barrymore
Drew Barrymore
 
Amy Schumer
Amy Schumer
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Jennifer Lawrence
Jennifer Lawrence

Blonde Tubes

This Foreign Blonde is a Vegetarian

This Foreign Blonde is a Vegetarian


This foreign blonde proves shes practically a vegetable herself.
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 Charlize Theron Does Charity Work

Charlize Theron Does Charity Work


Charlize tells Conan all about her charity blind date.
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Amanda Bynes Police Encounter

Amanda Bynes Police Encounter


Amanda Bynes police encounter didn't go down well.
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More Village Idiots

Village Idiot for 11 Mar 2017, Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett's Divorce is Getting Dirty

Scarlett is now in a custody battle after announcing that she has filed for divorce from Romain Dauriac. Scarlett has asked for primary custody of their 3-year-old daughter Rose but Romain plans on fighting it in court. It's a tale as old as time, it was love at first sight of the bank account. With Scarlett being Hollywood box office gold you can only imagine the amount of money he can squeeze out of her until Rose turns 18.
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Village Idiot for 4 Mar 2017, Britney Spears

Britney Flashes the Audience... Again

It looks like wardrobe malfunctions have become a theme at Britney's Vegas show after she flashed the audience again. While prancing around in a green glittering low cut leotard to her song "Work Bitch" her left breast made a break for it and stayed out for the remainder of the song. At this stage can we just admit the sheer entertainment value of watching this train wreck unfurl is way more fun than the music? Because who needs talent when you have tits.
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Village Idiot for 25 Feb 2017, Pamela Anderson

Pamela Has a Thing for Bad Boys

It looks like Pamela Anderson has her next husband lined up in the form of Wikileaks founder Julian Assange. Apparently Pamela has been visiting Julian at the Ecuadorean Embassy in London where he's been holed up for the last 4 years with one observer saying "She seems to be wearing sexier outfits every time she visits". This sounds like some elaborate ploy by the Mounties to get their man. We need to send in our best spy, send in agent IQ 007.
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Blonde Celebrity Quotes

"Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?"
Paris Hilton
"We definitely all know each other...but there's no conspiracy. We don't sit around planning some great overthrow." (on fellow Aussi actors like Nicole Kidman, Cate Blanchett and Russell Crowe)
Heath Ledger
"I'm so scared girls look at my breast implants and think, 'To get boys, you need big boobs.' I tell them, 'Don't get it done. Those fears go away. You develop other insecurities, but breasts aren't one of them.' I want to get them half-size."
Jenny McCarthy
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Dumb Blonde Jokes

A couple of Blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the Blonde men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos." The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours." "Alright. How long do you need them?" The Blonde paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check." After awhile, the Blonde returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."
A blonde named Lauren walks into a building and says to the lady at the front desk "I have a 3:00 doctor's appointment." The lady stairs at Lauren and says "Miss, this is a library." then Lauren says sorry and whispers "I have a 3:00 doctor's appointment."
( Submitted by 'Tara' )
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke of York?
A: The Grand Old Duke of York only 'had' 10000 men.
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