Eminem
24 July 2004 Idiot Status -
According to reports Eminem is creating his own radio station. Apparently Eminem is tired of his songs being censored on other radio stations and is creating one where he and all other artist can express themselves free of censorship. Maybe he could model it after 'WKRP In Cincinnati' except he could call it 'FUCK in Detroit'. I wonder if they'll have streaming audio on the web, that way he can insult people from all over the world in one foul swoop.
27 September 2003 Idiot Status -
According to reports Eminem has ordered Weird Al Yankovic to stop filming on a parody video to Eminem's "Lose Yourself" entitled "Couch Potato". However Eminem has allowed Al to put the song on his next album. Gee, I'm so glad you 'allowed' him to do so, should he ask your permission to wipe his ass as well ? I don't mind Eminem that much, but as far as I'm concerned if he's going to dish it out he should be prepared when it comes back his way.
23 August 2003 Idiot Status -
According to reports Eminem has hired six former CIA agents to protect him from gangland assassination attempts. Apparently Eminem decided to sign up his protection at a cost of £100,000 each after getting into a bitter war of words with rapper Ja Rule. Why pay £100,000 to each guy when you could pay someone half of that to get rid of Ja Rule for you ? You know what they say, sticks and stones may break your bones but if Ja Rule gets hold of you he'll break your neck.
26 July 2003 Idiot Status -
According to reports by the BBC Eminem gave a female fan at a British concert a jewel-encrusted necklace worth $450000. Eminems reps are neither confirming nor denying it. What the hell did she do to get that ? "I love you Eminem ... by the way, do you think you could spare a jewel-ecrusted necklace ?" Yeah, right. On second thought, I'm a big fan of yours Eminem ... can I have a new car ? Hey, if you don't ask you don't get.
31 May 2003 Idiot Status -
According to reports Eminem is threatening to humiliate ex-fling Mariah Carey. Apparently Eminem has voice-mail messages of Mariah talking like a baby and showering him with compliments. Mariah's people say they will sue if he does. Who's a bad ass rapper, your a bad ass rapper, yes you are .. gotchy, gotchy goo. I don't see what Mariah is complaining about, she makes an ass of herself all the time, so why not leave it to a professional to humiliate her and destroy what's left of her fading career.
26 April 2003 Idiot Status -
Apparently Universal studios has been trying to get Eminem to star in a new movie about an 18-year-old football player. Universal offered him $20 million to do the film but Eminem is afraid he might get hurt on the field. Awww, is the bad ass rapper scared ? Don't worry, I'm sure they won't bite, too much. "Right boys this is the game plan, Brad you take down 43, Steve you take 67 and Eminem I want you to insult the quarter backs mother."
24 August 2002 Idiot Status -
Apparently while parents around the world have to put up with there kids listening to the lyrics known to emanate from Eminem's foul mouth, Eminem himself has made 'alternative', less offensive versions of his songs for his daughter to listen to. Today's lesson on good parenting bought to you by Bad Ass Eminem ! How to be a good parent, Chapter 1. Make sure you always insult as many people as possible, this will insure exposure to people from all walks of life ...
6 July 2002 Idiot Status -
According to reports Eminem was upset when word got out that he was receiving beauty treatments. He feels that his bad boy image might be tarnished if people knew that he was getting facials and lymph gland drainage. "... this looks like a job for ..." anybody else but me. I wonder what else he gets done at the health spa ? Attention, attention please. Can Mr. Shady please come for his bikini wax.
28 April 2001 Idiot Status -
It seems the Brits will be having another D-Day, this time in the form of Eminem appearing naked in the British edition of Cosmo. Yes, Disgusting Day will be May 17 when Cosmo releases its sealed Special Edition of Bad Boy Eminem naked. England's not known for its summers but I've got a feeling that there's going to be a lot of Brits wearing sun-glasses to protect their Eyesight from that Eyesore. The only question is, Will the ladies of Britain be able to restrain themselves ? In the mean time "... will the Real Slim Shady Please keep your clothes on ..."
17 February 2001 Idiot Status -
It seems that the Bad Boy rapper is a bit more than just talk. According to reports Eminem hit a guy over the head with a gun he was carrying after he saw the guy kissing his wife. The guy who was pistol-whipped, is trying to sue Eminem. Eminem was also taken to court for having a concealed weapon without a permit. Lack of experience. Eminem should spend some more time with his rapping Homme's like Puff Daddy for instance. Maybe then he'll be able to deny the whole gun thing. Until then, "Will the Real Slim Shady Plead for forgiveness..."
