Pamela Anderson
Pamela cast in new sex flick, basically. Baywatch babe Pamela and Rick Salomon, Paris Hilton's victim from her infamous sex tape, received a marriage license on Saturday. I'm not sure if Rick's night vision approach will take on the mastery of Tommy's yacht based work but I'm sure we'll end up with something... entertaining.
2 October 2007
22 September 2007 Idiot Status -
Make love, not war. After starting a fight between her ex-hubbies at the MTV VMA's, Pamela decided to return world order by paying off a poker debt with a night of nookie. Baywatch babe Pamela agreed to an indecent proposal by a mystery poker player after she lost £125,000 playing poker in Las Vegas. Pamela said "He said if I made out with him that would clear the bet. I paid off a poker debt with sexual favours." If she wasn't so well endowed she could have kept her cards closer to her chest, then again, it would also be harder to pay off her debt.
30 June 2007 Idiot Status -
Pamela honour's her heritage, makes dreams come true. While on a tour of Finland Pamela announced that she plans to open a chain of lap dancing clubs called "LapLand" in honour of her Finnish heritage. Personally I don't see the connection but I'm not complaining, and you won't either if you know what's good for you. I wonder if the strippers will accept foreign currency?
14 April 2007 Idiot Status -
Pamela turned away from Hooters? Not willing to take on the political arena, Hooters has declined Miss Anderson's request to have a book launch for PETA boss Dan Mathews at their New York chain. Dan said "Hosting the book party would have showed that Hooters is rounded in more ways than one." Wow! Turning Pamela Anderson away makes as much business sense as stabbing every customer that walks through the door, I wonder if they know about her tendency to get naked at these PETA events?
Pam splits from her Kid. The marriage that started on a beach/boat and even different continents is coming to an end following the same path as most celebrity divorces, "irreconcilable differences". November must be divorce month, so far we've had Reese, Britney and now Pamela all calling it quits. I wonder whose sex tape will take top spot, Pam and Kid or Brit and K-Fed?
29 November 2006
5 August 2006 Idiot Status -
Pammy has her world rocked. Yes the second instalment of Pamela's marital exploits may soon be making it's way to your screen with the marriage of Pamela and Kid Rock. Whether it was the lack of imagination or poor budgeting, Pamela wed Kid Rock on the beach in St. Tropez wearing a white bikini reminiscent of her previous Rock Star encounter with Tommy Lee. The newly weds have spent their first few days as Rock Star and Roadie on a yacht cruising the French coast, no doubt with extra film packed.
15 July 2006 Idiot Status -
Busting out of her seams. It seems that Pamela would do just about anything for her favourite charities, including getting naked. Pamela supposedly participated in the buff at a protest against fur in Stella McCartney's London boutique behind a banner which read "We'd rather bare skin than wear skin." That's what we need, more naked protesters, but only if they're well versed in slow motion Baywatch bouncy scene's. Next time they should kill two (non-endangered) birds with one stone and save the rain forest by using their bodies as billboards.
8 April 2006 Idiot Status -
Who's your daddy? It looks like Pamela wants another baby, and it might be yours! Apparently Pamela said she would like to have more children, but has opted for an anonymous sperm donor next time round. Pamela told Heat magazine "I don't know, maybe I have to find a good sperm donor. Sometimes I think I'd like to have another baby." I suppose a sperm donor would be safer than a few rounds with Tommy. This will be the first time sperm donor's get to produce a specimen while viewing actual picture's/movies of the future recipient, all those years practicing finally paying off.
14 May 2005 Idiot Status -
Bountiful beauties clash. According to reports animal lover Pamela has called J-Lo an idiot for wearing fur. Pamela said "Every season furriers put propaganda everywhere. And they give free coats to idiots like Jennifer Lopez and Puff Daddy... People who wear fur smell like a dog in the rain. And they look fat and gross." Wet dog? I thought that was J-Lo's new fragrance, introducing "Moist Mutt" by J-Lo. It's nice to see Pamela really takes her dislike of 'fur' seriously, I hardly saw any in the Pam and Tommy video.
12 February 2005 Idiot Status -
Pamela's bosom buddies return. According to reports Pamela is going to have her breast's boosted beyond original size after having her original implants removed nearly eight years ago. Pamela said "I hated being without them. It was like, 'Where are my pals?' "But I could see my feet for the first time in years." We miss them too Pamela, we miss them too. I wonder what size she's going for this time? Playboy might need to add an extra page to their centerfold. Anyway, feet are over rated, breasts on the other hand, now your talking. "Mammaries, mammaries of the times we use to have..."
