Date of Birth: 7 June 1981
Place of Birth: Russia
Profession: Tennis Player
Quote: "I am beautiful, famous and gorgeous. I could have any man in the world."
4 July 2009 Idiot Status -
Love, set and scratch. One time tennis participant, Anna, found herself in a club cat fight after attending the Hardbat Classic Table Tennis Tournament. Yes, you read that right - Table Tennis Tournament. An unidentified women threw her drink at Anna because "She felt Anna was invading her space," claims Page Six. Anna then "sprung into action... It was a big fight". The women was eventually thrown out but not before scratching Anna on the neck. Anna has some balls on her, she could probably make John McEnroe her ball boy if she wanted.
9 June 2007 Idiot Status -
Game, set and match for Anna. Enrique Iglesias gave Anna the boot after 5 years together because of Anna's desire for children and Enrique's moral responsibility to prevent little Anna's populating the world. So it looks like Anna will be heading back to her "tennis career", but seriously, Anna has as much chance of winning a tennis match as I have of impregnating a supermodel.
22 May 2004 Idiot Status -
According to reports Anna is being sued by her own parents. Apparently Anna's parents, Sergei and Alla, are suing Anna for taking over the Florida house, which they jointly owned, even though Anna and boyfriend Enrique are looking for a shared house in Bel Air. I guess it's back to mother Russia for Sergei and Alla, at least they've still got their cosy cabin in Siberia. I bet they wish they had sent her out as a mail order bride instead of sending her to those damn tennis lessons.
3 April 2004 Idiot Status -
Apparently Anna is now engaged to Enrique Iglesias. Anna was seen in Australia with a $5.4 million diamond ring on her engagement finger. Even though Anna has been seen with other men over the last couple of weeks friends say "Enrique appears to have decided he wants to stick with Anna for good." What the ...? A couple of weeks ago Enrique said he had no intention of marrying her, add to that the fact that Anna has been out cavorting with other men. Those two are going to make a weird couple, and even weirder kids.
7 February 2004 Idiot Status -
According to reports Anna's love interest Enrique Iglesias has no intention of marrying Anna any time soon. Enrique told reporters that he only wants to get married between the age of 35 and 40. Enrique also said "I believe you can be with someone and have kids without getting married." Let's translate. First he only wants to get married between 35 and 40 = he wants to wait till all hope is lost with any other ladies. Second "... have kids without getting married." = he's sick of using a condom. Basically, the sex is good but that's about it. Anna, for your sake you better keep the marriage talk to a minimum or you might end up disappearing like Enrique's infamous mole.
15 March 2003 Idiot Status -
According to reports Anna K got hitched, and then later ditched. Anna K had denied the fact that back in 2001 she married Russian NHL player, Sergei Fedorov. The two tied the knot in Moscow but were only together briefly and have not spoken since. The only thing that lasted longer than her marriage was her tennis career, no wait, that no longer exists either. I wonder what she's going to do next ? How does Enrique Iglesias song go again, "If you feel like leaving, I'm not gonna make you stay ..."
20 July 2002 Idiot Status -
According to reports the reception of the Four Seasons in London was bombarded with complaints about screaming and moaning coming from Anna K and Enrique Iglesias room which lasted till 4am in the morning. 4am in the morning ? someone has good stamina, its too bad the stamina didn't last the next day when Anna K and her doubles partner Chanda Rubin where defeated by the Williams sisters at Wimbledon.
6 April 2002 Idiot Status -
Apparently during the filming of an Adidas commercial in downtown L.A crowds had gathered to watch Anna K do her stuff, however, during breaks Anna could be seen primping herself in full view of the on looking crowd and was even seen picking her nose. "I ho, I ho! Its off to work we go..." Digging for diamonds are we Miss Kournikova? I would have thought with the money you make you could afford the real thing, not just something you picked up along the way. "Next to serve, Miss Kournikova. SPLAT !"
13 January 2001 Idiot Status -
Love, Set and Match? Continuing to break the stereotypes of tennis, Anna and her doubles partner, Martina Hingis, were seen throwing bouquets and trophies at each other after a doubles tennis match. The mess finally ended with Anna following Martina upstairs to the club house and threw a glass at her. You cant really blame Anna for over stepping the bounds, Martina was at an advantage all through the fight with more trophies at her disposal.