Village Idiot - Heather Graham Celebrity Blonde:  Heather Graham
Date of Birth:  29 January 1970
Place of Birth:  USA
Profession:  Actress
Quote:  Ummm...
Appearances:  6
Idiot Status:  Everyone agrees, Heather Graham is Really Dumb
 

 
5 April 2003 Idiot Status - You thought Heather Graham was Dumb

Apparently Heather has been raving about a cleaning service she uses in New York to keep her place clean. Apparently the company hires handsome young men to scrub the floors in only their boxer shorts. And they call us pigs ? We men have feelings and all that other crap. We are more than just pieces of meat here to get women hot and horny, to make women's breasts slowly heave up and down and make their hips slowly ... I'm gonna go have a shower.

 
8 March 2003 Idiot Status - You thought Heather Graham was Really Dumb

According to reports Heather has just bought an apartment in New York with not only a view of the city but also of an elderly couple that walk around naked in there apartment. Apparently Heather thinks this is so funny that she likes to invite her friends over to see the 'view'. Who in there right mind would want to see an elderly couple enjoy a 'boogie night' together ? Maybe she's trying to get some tips for the next Austin Powers movie. She could play the role of Miss F Shagwell in 'Austin Powers - Grandpa's Member'.

 
9 November 2002 Idiot Status - You thought Heather Graham was Dumb

Apparently Heather said that she isn't ready to have children as she feels she would probably be a terrible mother right now. She says that she won't be ready for at least another 5 years. On behalf of all civilizations around the world I would like to thank you for NOT contributing to the gene pool. According to my calculations apocalypse should occur within the next 5 years or so, so we should be safe from the next generation of Blondes.

 
21 September 2002 Idiot Status - You thought Heather Graham was Dumb

It seems even Heather Graham has a hard time in the romance department. Apparently Heather was at a restaurant and was heard warning her date on the other end of her cellphone that if he wasn't there in 10 minutes she would leave. 10 minutes later she was gone. 10 minutes doesn't seem like much, Isn't everyone supposed to have 15 minutes of fame ? Maybe Heather and Britney Spears should get together and swap dating advice. Britney could give advice on picking bigger losers and Heather could give advice on breaking up techniques.

 
17 November 2001 Idiot Status - You thought Heather Graham was Stupid

Apparently after butchering the British accent in the movie 'From Hell', Heather has promised never to use a British accent again due to the Brits giving her such a hard time. Good move old Chap. Don't feel too bad Heather at least you didn't have to do any love scenes, "Are you done then love ? Smashing job, I thoroughly enjoyed it ."

 
21 July 2001 Idiot Status - You thought Heather Graham was Really Dumb

It seems that after breaking up with Heath Ledger, Heather has been doing just fine without him. According to reports Heather was the last one to leave a party Russell Crowe had thrown. Heath Ledger and Russell Crowe ? There's only one thing that Australians and Blondes have in common, there IQ's. Can you imagine what you would get if they ever were to breed ? Probably a bunch of retards hoping around Australia.