Celebrity Blonde:
Justin TimberlakeDate of Birth: 31 January 1981
Place of Birth: USA
Profession: Singer
Quote: "The advantages are that you don't get in as many arguments, and the disadvantage is that you're talking to yourself." (on the pluses and minuses of being in a relationship)
Appearances: 26
Idiot Status:
7 January 2012 Idiot Status -
Could 2012 be starting with wedding bells? Justin Trouser-snake has supposedly proposed to Jessica Biel after a 3 month split making his way through Mila Kunis, Olivia Munn and Olivia Wilde. An insider broke the news saying "Justin knows how much she loves snowboarding and the mountains, so it was the perfect place," going on to say "When they reunited, they had a conversation about taking the next step." Oh so NOW he settles down after ruining a bevy of Hollywood hotties for everyone else. You know what they say, once you go Mouseketeer... you live in fear? No, that doesn't sound right. Umm, you long for big ears? No, not that... Why Mila? Why?!
7 August 2010 Idiot Status -
Justin scared of his own
14 July 2007 Idiot Status -
Justin is full of hot air. Preparing for his 'FutureSex/LoveSounds' tour in London Justin's backstage demands include 2 dressing rooms to be kept at exactly 72 degrees, a continuous supply of Hershey chocolate bars and Beano anti-gas tablets which he says helps him "digest" food. With a conveyor belt of chocolates making it's way to you I'm not surprised you need help. FutureSex/LoveSounds? I don't think "LoveSounds" include trumpets.
12 May 2007 Idiot Status -
Dumb duet. After working with stars like Snoop Dogg and Nelly, Justin Timberlake is planning on a duet with Paris Hilton. Paris said "I think we blend well and he says he has something in mind for both of us." Something in mind? More like he's out of his mind and as for the blending, we've all seen the movie. Doesn't a duet require two singers? With Justin's "beat box" and Paris' vocabulary limited to "That's hot" that would make them two singers short.
24 March 2007 Idiot Status -
Love letters to a loon? Word is that since Cameron Diaz has moved on from ex-boy toy, Justin, to model/actor Tyrese, Justin has focused his attention on ex-fling Princess Crazy Pants, aka Britney Spears. Justin supposedly sent Britney a letter saying he wished they had fallen in love later so he could have married her and had kids with her. Looks like Justin wants to make Britney his Mrs. Mouseketeer and rightfully so being an ex-Mouseketeer herself.
20 January 2007 Idiot Status -
If you haven't heard by now blonde couple Justin and Cameron are over. Miss Diaz has given up her boy toy after Justin supposedly cast Scarlett Johansson to appear in his next video knowing that she had a crush on him. Even in celebrity land jealous girlfriend run wild and in this case boob's beat bum. You hear that? that's the sound of a cumulative sigh of relief from the worlds paparazzi, yes the tag team blonde couple are no more, feel free to click away guys.
12 August 2006 Idiot Status -
Mr President? If you were hoping for another nit twit president, then your out of luck as Justin is no longer available. Justin told a British magazine that he didn't want to be president of the USA as he's "done way too many drugs already." Justin said "I've done my fair share of drugs and I've been caught places with my pants down. It's just I make sure there are no cameras around." An ex-boyband member with a drug problem, say it isn't so. I wonder if his pants being down had anything to do with payment for said drugs?
31 December 2005 Idiot Status -
Hitting the high notes. In a bid to expand his horizons into acting, Justin has been taking vocal lessons to make his currently squeaky voice more manly. Apparently Justin has hired a vocal coach to help him sound more man than mouse. Unfortunately for Justin, the squeak of the mouseketeer has followed him through to the acting world where he was dropped from various productions due to his child like voice. We really shouldn't be making fun of him just because his balls haven't dropped, I'm sure with the money he makes he could always have them surgically lowered.
3 December 2005 Idiot Status -
According to reports Justin is planning on releasing his own range of underwear. Apparently Justin has teamed up with Trace Ayala to release a clothing line entitled "William Rast" consisting of T-shirts, jeans and of course underwear. Kiddies underwear? I think his fascination with Michael Jackson may have gone a little too far this time. You can get your own pair of "Teeny Tiny Timberlakes" at a store near you. Available in multiple colours from pop purple to useless yellow and of course XXS.
30 April 2005 Idiot Status -
Justin Timberlake, next action hero? According to reports Justin will play John McClane's son in 'Die Hard 4' alongside Bruce Willis. Apparently Bruce was so impressed with Justin's performance in 'Alpha Dog' that he asked him to appear in the next 'Die Hard' movie. From Mouseketeer to Boyband member to Action hero? I'm not sure I see Justin as an action hero kinda guy. Maybe I'm wrong, can you spot the odd one out? Arnold Schwarzenegger, Vin Diesel, Justin Timberlake.
