Village Idiot - Kirsten Dunst Celebrity Blonde:  Kirsten Dunst
Date of Birth:  30 April 1982
Place of Birth:  USA
Profession:  Actress
Quote:  "I need a piece of pizza on a stoop in New York and I cannot be with anyone fancy." (on the perfect date and guy)
Appearances:  2
Idiot Status:  Everyone agrees, Kirsten Dunst is Stupid
 

 
16 February 2008 Idiot Status - You thought Kirsten Dunst was Dumb

Drunk Dunst in rehab. Spiderman's love interest, Kirsten Dunst, has checked herself into the Cirque Lodge rehabilitation facility in Utah, the same place Lindsay Lohan, Eva Mendes and Mary-Kare Olsen were in. A source says "She desperately needed help, She seemed to be intoxicated when she checked in because she was acting really erratic. She was extremely emotional, constantly breaking down in tears." At least she didn't go to Britney's place, we all know how well that turned out.

 
21 April 2007 Idiot Status - You thought Kirsten Dunst was Really Stupid

Spiderman loses love interest Mary Jane to Mary Jane. In an interview Kirsten Dunst revealed that she has experimented with drugs saying "I drink moderately, I've tried drugs. I do like weed." Dunst the druggy went on to say "If everyone smoked weed, the world would be a better place." A Hollywood actress on drugs? I don't believe it. It would explain Spiderman's tingling spidey senses when he's around Mary Jane.