Celebrity Blonde:
MadonnaDate of Birth: 16 August 1958
Place of Birth: USA
Profession: Singer
Quote: "I am certainly not against plastic surgery. However, I am absolutely against having to discuss it."
Appearances: 65
Idiot Status:
13 April 2013 Idiot Status -
Out of Africa. Madonna, is now annoying the President of Malawi expecting special treatment and making ludicrous claims of support. Madonna had requested special treatment during her last visit which the Malawi government responded "Such treatment, even if she deserved it, is discretionary not obligatory," There are also disputes over Madonna's promises to build new schools with the government asking "Where are the 10 schools she has built? She is just building school blocks at already existing schools. In some cases she just renovated an already existing block" Looks like she got all she could out of that two for one sale when she adopted her kids. I guess it's off to find another poor African nation to exploit, I mean, help.
30 March 2013 Idiot Status -
Dress up like a little boy, that'll solve the problem. Madonna addressed the crowd at the GLAAD Media Awards in New York City wearing the traditional uniform of the Boy Scouts to protest the ban of gay members from the Boy Scouts of America. "I think that's fucked up" she said on stage "I can build a fire. I know how to pitch a tent. I have a very good sense of direction. I can rescue kittens from trees." I wonder if she'll have to register when she moves into a new neighbourhood? Not sure her thought process makes sense. Let's solve racism, everyone put your pillow cases over your head then they'll take us seriously.
16 February 2013 Idiot Status -
Sugar Grandma cracking the whip. Madonna's 25 year old boyfriend, Brahim Zaibat, revealed his valentines day plans saying "Valentine's Day for me is every day, There is no one day for love. If you love, it's every day." Later when asked by ET Online on who was the most romantic he replied "Both of us. Equal - we are equal" I'll give it to him, he works for his pocket money. Isn't it cute how he thinks they're equal at anything? Madge has trained him well.
5 January 2013 Idiot Status -
Two can play at that game. During a sound check for a recent concert in Santiago, Chile, Madonna let rip at some fans who were smoking while she was preparing. Madonna was recorded saying "There are people smoking right now, No smoking!" "If you're going to smoke cigarettes, I'm not doing a show," she added, "You don't care about me? I don't care about you. All right? Are we going to play that game? I'm not kidding. I can't sing if you smoke. Entiendes?" But it didn't stop there. She carried on with "You're looking right at me and smoking cigarettes, like I'm a stupid fucking idiot." I wish I was there to see Cheech and Chong's reaction to Madonna. "Hey lady, Dave's not here." In fairness the smoking does dry out her voice, lungs and leathered face.
20 October 2012 Idiot Status -
Madonna orders Obama victory. Madonna told concert goers "Y'all better vote for fucking Obama, OK? For better or for worse, all right? We have a black Muslim in the White House!" Later Madonna took off her shirt and pulled down her pants to show "OBAMA" written on her lower back then offered/threatened to strip if Obama was re-elected saying "When Obama is in the White House for a second term I'll take it all off" Sometimes less is more, this is one of those occasions. Thats right, if Obama wins she'll strip naked for everyone to see. If Romney wins she'll strip on a private beach enjoying her tax breaks. Either way the pointy bra's are coming off.
1 September 2012 Idiot Status -
Bitch fight, round 2. After Sir Elton John called Madonna a "Fairground stripper" last month, Madonna decided to respond at a concert in Nice, France dedicating her song "Masterpiece" to him - remembering of course that Elton lost out on a Golden Globe to Madonnas "Masterpiece" Madonna told the audience "I'd like to dedicate this next song to a Mr. Elton John. I know he's a big fan of it and I know he's a big fan of mine. And you know what? I forgive him. You've gotta start somewhere." Meow, ladies please, handbag's at thirty paces. When will these two queens learn to get along, there are more than enough gays to worship both of you.
21 July 2012 Idiot Status -
Her cup over floweth. After traumatising the nation of Turkey a few weeks back by flashing her right breast Madonna decided to give France a taste of her sour milk fountains flashing the other breast at her sold out concert Stade de France. Really, the other one too? I'm pretty sure our imaginations could have figured out the other one, think Crypt Keeper but with more wrinkles. We could write the first offense off to old age and nerve damage to her nipples from years of wearing pointy bra's, but the second time? Forgivable or just desperate for attention?
16 June 2012 Idiot Status -
The perks of showbiz don't last long. During her concert in Istanbul, Turkey, Madonna performed a strip tease to her song "Human Nature" ending with her pulling down her bra cup revealing her right breast. All this after slamming the "wardrobe malfunction" excuse she vowed would never happen before her Super Bowl performance, the sinewy one said "You don't have to show your nipples to be interesting, and it doesn't necessarily mean you're cutting-edge if you do," Oh how the people of Turkey long for her pointy bra days where you could easily gauge out an eye if confronted by a dusty 'ol nipple. It's nice to see moral's and standards have a shelf life, next up dignity, oh wait, never mind.
4 February 2012 Idiot Status -
Money mad Madonna. The material girl won't let a poor mans recession inhibit her ability to grow her collection of adopted kids. No sir, Madonna will continue touring squeezing every last drop of money from her fans claiming to have raked in $408 million from her last tour. Madonna defended her delusions saying "People spend $300 on crazy things all the time, things like handbags. So work all year, scrape the money together, and come to my show. I'm worth it." So you can either buy a bag or watch an old bag gyrate on stage for an hour? No wonder we're in a recession.
10 September 2011 Idiot Status -
Hydrangea hater. After receiving Hydrangea's at a press conference and muttering how she "loathed" them, Madonna's publicity machine has kicked in to defend her bitchy behaviour. CNN reports "She's entitled to like any flower she wants and she didn't want to hurt the feeling of the hydrangeas of the world," the rep said in a short statement. "No disrespect to the hydrangeas lovers of the world but she prefers different types of flowers." Wait, why are CNN getting involved in this, is there no war/famine/natural disaster happening somewhere? Is this really what the news agency's are focused on, flower phobia's? Breaking news, disdain for daisy's at an all time high, ivy invasion continues unabated. Tonight at 21:00.
