Village Idiot - Melanie Griffith Celebrity Blonde:  Melanie Griffith
Date of Birth:  9 August 1957
Place of Birth:  USA
Profession:  Actress
Quote:  "There's a sculpture in our bedroom, a solid brass replica of Antonio's manhood. It's very expensive, he gave it to me as a romantic gift."
Appearances:  6
Idiot Status:  Everyone agrees, Melanie Griffith is Stupid
 

 
23 July 2005 Idiot Status - You thought Melanie Griffith was Really Stupid

Melanie's sense of direction. According to reports Melanie got lost in Canada while visiting hubby Antonio Banderas on a movie shoot. Apparently Melanie asked strangers for directions back to the hotel she had been staying in for the last six weeks but instead waited for hotel staff to pick her up. It's official, homing pigeons having higher brain power than most blondes. I thought the original 'Working Girl' would know her way in and around hotels like the back of her hand. Next time she can just follow the leash back to hubby Antonio.

 
29 May 2004 Idiot Status - You thought Melanie Griffith was Dumb

According to reports Melanie was left crying in a bathroom during a party. Apparently Melanie was upset when she saw husband Antonio Banderas exchanging numbers with a group of blondes while she was mingling. I can't say I blame the poor guy, with the strangle hold she has on him, I'm really not surprised. My only worry is that he went back for the blondes, but you know what they say "Once you go Blonde, you never go back."

 
26 October 2002 Idiot Status - You thought Melanie Griffith was Really Dumb

Apparently while at a Sting concert Melanie lost the diamond out of her wedding ring. When Sting heard what had happened he stopped singing and had the house lights turned up and had everyone searching for the diamond. It was never found. Quick, Someone call 'The Police'. How the hell did the diamond fall out in the first place ? Looks like foul play to me, 'The Police' are going to have to set up a 'Sting' operation to find out what happened.

 
1 June 2002 Idiot Status - You thought Melanie Griffith was Really Dumb

Apparently Melanie is worried that hubby Antonio Banderas will be snatched by a younger women. So much so that she bought the house next door and converted it into a soccer field so she can always keep an eye on hubby Antonio. Talk about a short leash. Do you think maybe she's just a little bit paranoid ? I always wondered how they came up with the idea for 'Big Brother', now I know. I wouldn't be surprised if the TV show borrowed some of her surveillance equipment.

 
23 February 2002 Idiot Status - You thought Melanie Griffith was Really Dumb

Apparently while out car hunting Melanie Griffith was disappointed to hear that a Black SUV that her son wanted had already been sold just minutes before to another customer. She tried offering more money but was turned down. Maybe it's because nobody recognized her, I mean when was the last time anyone heard about her, besides the whole drug thing. Maybe next time she should take Hubby Antonio Banderas along, then again when was the last time he did anything ?

 
6 October 2001 Idiot Status - You thought Melanie Griffith was Really Stupid

It seems that Melanie and husband Antonio love flying first class when they travel. What's wrong with that ? Well you see the kids and the Nanny have to fly coach. Do you think she's still on that 'Medication' ? Mommy, mommy ! Can we sit in First Class with you ? Sorry, kids. Mommy prefers to be alone when she's high.