Celebrity Blonde:
Pamela AndersonDate of Birth: 1 July 1967
Place of Birth: Canada
Profession: Model / Actress
Quote: "I have to meet someone who loves children and who loves ex-husbands and implants."
Appearances: 43
Idiot Status:
18 August 2012 Idiot Status -
Second times not as much fun for Pam, much like her marriages. Miss Anderson has signed up to appear in the all-star edition of 'Dancing With The Stars' and plans to win with self-imposed celibacy. Pam told People.com "I've sworn off men until November... (And I will) rehearse a lot more and try to stay out of trouble because I'm a self-sabotager" About her lack of votes previously Pam said "Last time I didn't ask a lot of people to vote for me... (My sons) are technically savvy and I'm not." I wouldn't worry about the lack of sex, she spends half her performance on her knee's anyway.
19 November 2011 Idiot Status -
HoHoHoly mama! Christmas will be coming early to those in Canada in the form of Pamela Anderson as mother Mary holding the baby Jesus in the Russell Peters Christmas special. Pam will be appearing along side Russell Peters, Jon Lovitz and other Saturday Night Live alumnus in a Christmas TV special for The Comedy Network. What next, the three Stooges as the three wise men? You're gonna have some really confused teens getting a bonner every time they hear Christmas Carol's.
24 September 2011 Idiot Status -
Forth times a charm? After tying the knot 3 times, Pam Anderson says she would like to get married again, probably to her first hubby, Tommy Lee. Pam told New magazine "I would do it again. I want the kids to one day actually see me married and happy, in some kind of traditional (set-up)," Pam went on to say "You never know. Life is short. Sometimes I see us wheeling our wheelchairs around together with no teeth" I'm not sure the market will be too keen on the Pam and Tommy video featuring geriatric fellatio. Pam might need that wheelchair considering Tommy Lee's endowments.
26 February 2011 Idiot Status -
Expensive proposition. Pam is suing her ex-boyfriend, Laurence Hallier, for $1million after he promised to give her a condo in a Las Vegas development. Pam alleges that she was promised $1million cash if the development was delayed. What kind of world do we live in where a man is held accountable for what he says to get into a woman's pants? Sure back in '95 she could have pitched up at the court house and said "What time is it? Tool time!" and she would be $1million richer, now though... back to the plastic surgeon. Maybe the judge will promise her a verdict of her choosing in a future court date, after the whipped cream that is.
8 January 2011 Idiot Status -
Crazy train. Miss Anderson narrowly escaped a crazed fan trying to board the same train after her last performance in Aladdin at the Liverpool Empire. A 21 year old man was supposedly arrested after making his way onto the train when Pam's people notified police. A police spokesman said "A man became verbally abusive to staff when asked to produce a rail ticket. He became violent and officers were forced to use spray." Critics these days don't muck around do they? I guess the telly really does add 10lbs - just not where you hope for it.
2 October 2010 Idiot Status -
Working hard for her mammaries Pam has told how her two young boys tease her for her past decisions and their future college funds. Pam said "My children are made fun of because I have posed naked," going on to say "When you pose, you are not thinking that one day you will have children who will see it," They could be in Canada shovelling moose crap to pay their way through college. We'll see who's laughing when they get their inheritance, one implant each. Suck it you ungrateful little brats.
11 September 2010 Idiot Status -
In bed with Pam Anderson. Nokia is offering a fan the chance to climb into bed with Pam Anderson for a short film called "The Commuter." The "lucky" winner will be filmed as part of the publicity stunt featuring 'Baywatch' babe Pam and 'Gossip Girls' Ed Westwick shot in HD with the new Nokia N8. Whoever wins better hope for some decent zoom capabilities on that Nokia N8, Tommy Lee's previous screen time with Pam might make you want to reconsider. May I suggest a
24 July 2010 Idiot Status -
Sexist in the City. Animal lover Anderson was denied a permit by city officials on arrival in Montreal for an event to launch her new Peta advert. City officials claim the new advert, which shows a nearly naked Pam Anderson with butcher diagram marking "breast" & "rump" etc., is sexist. I think I'm going to join Peta purely for the advertising opportunities, what about "Don't eat meat, beat it." (both a reference to masturbation and Tommy Lee, clever, I know) or "Stick to carrots and cucumbers".
6 February 2010 Idiot Status -
Pam ready to jiggle. In a final career swan song Pamela Anderson has signed up to appear in the next season of "Dancing with the Stars". The show has "agreed to all terms for a deal" reports RadarOnline. In all this my thoughts go out to her future dance partner unless of course he can convince the judges that motor boating is an official dance move.
5 December 2009 Idiot Status -
Pam gets her hands on builders tool. Ex Baywatch babe Pamela has been ordered to appear in small claims court after a builder hired to renovate her Malibu home accused her of refusing to hand back tools and equipment. Pamela, who has been living in a trailer with her kids, is already going to court because she owes money to another construction firm for an extension to her Californian mansion. Good luck getting your tools back, I'm sure we're all familiar with Pam's abilities to hold on to a tool.
