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17 March 2001 Idiot Status -

Apparently a Crazy French women was found sleeping in the bed of Pamela's Malibu home. She pleaded guilty to trespassing and was later deported. She has been told that if she returns to the USA without special permission she will be locked up for six months. Why did she have her deported ? All she needed to do was call Tommy over to take care of her, we know Tommy knows how to treat a women right, or better yet they could have all got together and made a new movie, they could call it "Pam and Tommy - The Euro Version"

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7 July 2001 Idiot Status -

Apparently Pamela isn't that difficult to spot driving around California in her Ford Explorer. It seems that she has ' V . I . P ' written on her license plates which she says is for her TV show and not her celebrity status. Sure its for 'The Show', we believe you. Come on, you may be blonde but we're not, we know what you're up to, you're just using them so you can pick up chicks ! No wait, that was my plan, never mind.

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4 August 2001 Idiot Status -

It seems that Pamela has husband No. 2 ready in the form of Kid Rock, but jealous ex-husband Tommy Lee says she will marry over his dead body. Really Pamela, haven't you learnt by now that these Rock 'n Roll bad boys only really want a Directing Debut. But hey, you never know, maybe the next movie will also Rock.

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22 December 2001 Idiot Status -

According to reports Pamela has asked for full custody of her 2 Kids as she says that Ex-husband Tommy Lee is a Danger to himself and others when he drinks. No ! You don't say, a danger ? I wonder what gave her that idea. It must have been a tough decision for the judge, I mean its not like she's a saint, although some would say she has a heavenly body

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9 February 2002 Idiot Status -

According to reports Pamela has decided to give up her acting career and now wants to be one of boyfriend, Kid Rocks, dancers. Apparently she already has a strippers pole in her bedroom which she practices her moves on. Acting? right, that's what it was. How do I put this? You on TV, not bad. You on Strippers Pole, even better. You on ex-hubby Tommy Lee's pole as seen on TV, priceless.

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23 March 2002 Idiot Status -

It seems Pamela is starting to complain about boyfriend Kid Rock's sleeping habits. Apparently Kid likes to fall asleep while listening to Mozart and insists on wearing flannel pajamas to bed while Pamela sleeps completely naked. Shame, poor Pamela. Maybe she could try and tempt Kid Rock out of his flannel pajamas by doing a strip tease to the sounds of Mozart, she could even use her strippers pole that she already has set up in her bedroom, and if she's lucky she could move onto Kid's pole.

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20 April 2002 Idiot Status -

According to reports Pamela had no problems while out shopping at a home improvement store, in fact after arriving in a pair of hot pants and a bra top she had all the sales people and other male shoppers following her around offering her help. Lets see, a home improvement store and she arrived in a pair of hot pants and a bra top. You see ladies, all you need to do is take our needs into consideration. Aisle 3 - hammers, nails and Hot pants ?

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10 August 2002 Idiot Status -

According to reports Pamela went to a Pizza Hut near her to buy a salad. Instead of paying $5.00 for a large salad she opted instead to buy a smaller $3.00 salad and cram as much on the plate as possible. Well that's Pamela for you, always squeezing big things into small places (Go Tommy) Hey you never know, maybe she was going to share it with someone else, or maybe she's just cheap.

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18 January 2003 Idiot Status -

According to reports Pamela enjoys meeting with a group of young children on a weekly basis and reading them Bible stories. Apparently Pamela says that she wants to make a difference in their young lives. Heaven, I'm in heaven... I never knew they made Bibles with pop-up pictures. How much do you want to bet the fathers pick the kids up afterwards?

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25 October 2003 Idiot Status -

According to reports Pamela has called for an international boycott of KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken). Pamela claims that the fast food chain is guilty of "... cruelty to chickens ..." As a bird lover myself I would have to agree with Pamela on this one, in fact I will go as far as to allow any 'Big Breasted Bed Thrashers' out there to come stay at my place for safety. I must admit, those chicks are finger lickin' good.

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