Village Idiot - Sharon Stone Celebrity Blonde:  Sharon Stone
Date of Birth:  10 March 1958
Place of Birth:  USA
Profession:  Actress
Quote:  "It would be better to make it before I was 73." (on why she decided to do 'Basic Instinct 2.')
Appearances:  8
Idiot Status:  Everyone agrees, Sharon Stone is Stupid
 

 

16 January 2010 Idiot Status - You thought Sharon Stone was Stupid

Basic beauty tips. Sharon Stone has denied getting any plastic surgery to Tatler magazine saying "I have had zero, nothing done to myself: no lifting, no Botox, no injectables." Sharon went on to say "We get different faces as we go through our lives. If you try to hang on to the face you had when you were younger, you end up desperate." Deny, deny, deny. It's the Hollywood way. I'm not saying she needs surgery, all I'm saying is she won't have to spread her legs too far to reveal her career starter come Basic Instinct 8.

 

11 October 2008 Idiot Status - You thought Sharon Stone was Stupid

Hollywood parenting 101. Sharon Stone has lost custody of her 8 year old son to ex-husband Phil Bronstein with the judge refusing to change the custody arrangement after, among other thing, wanting to have her son's feet treated with botox to cure his foot odour problem. The judge said Sharon is "unable to provide the structure, continuity and reliability that Roan needs, and candidly, deserves," After news broke Sharon received a mystery hamper of Cheeto's and card reading "Don't worry, Y'all, 'em young one's are easy to make."

 

31 May 2008 Idiot Status - You thought Sharon Stone was Really Stupid

Unfortunate cookie crumbles. The ever spiritual Sharon Stone has had her films banned in China and has been dropped from the Chinese Christian Dior ad campaign after unleashing her thought's on the recent earthquake in China saying that it was due to bad "Karma". Sharon said "I'm not happy about the way the Chinese are treating the Tibetans because I don't think anyone should be unkind to anyone else. And then this earthquake and all this stuff happened, and then I thought, is that karma?" Karma is a fickle bitch, now one of the worlds largest populations never has to see your smug mug on the big screen again. That's Karma for you.

 

15 April 2006 Idiot Status - You thought Sharon Stone was Stupid

Keen to spread her key to Hollywood success, Sharon has told kids to opt for oral sex instead of traditional sex. Apparently Sharon believes oral sex is safer than going all the way. Sharon said "Young people talk to me about what to do if they're being pressed for sex. I tell them what I believe oral sex is a hundred times safer... If you're in a situation where you cannot get out of sex, offer something else." Well there's a hard sale to swallow. I would say after those comments she would have egg on her face, but I'm leaning more towards other chromosome carriers.

 

25 February 2006 Idiot Status - You thought Sharon Stone was Stupid

Sharon favours letting it all hang out. Apparently Sharon said she would rather walk around naked than use push-up bra's as they distort the shape of breast's. Sharon told Esquire magazine "You look around at women's dresses that are so low cut, you can see acres of boobies. Frankly, I find the acres of shoved-up booby so much more horrifying than a calm bit of walking across the room nude. One is much more honest and the other looks like you have your ass on backwards." Mmmmmm, acre's of boobies ready for ploughing. I'm sure we'll be hearing a different tune when bouncy issue's hit Miss Stone.

 

16 July 2005 Idiot Status - You thought Sharon Stone was Really Stupid

Mother dearest? According to reports Sharon caused an uproar when she left her newly adopted son, Roan, in a car while she was on a date. Apparently Sharon left her four year old son in the care of her chauffeur while she enjoyed a meal at one of London's posh restaurants, 'The Ivy'. I guess when it comes to dating, parental responsibilities take a backseat. Maybe her "basic maternal instincts" haven't had a chance to kick in yet.

 

23 April 2005 Idiot Status - You thought Sharon Stone was Really Stupid

Sharon sues over surgery. According to reports Sharon is suing a Beverly Hill plastic surgeon after he claimed to have given her a facelift. The lawsuit reads "Sharon Stone prides herself not only on her acting ability... but also on her natural physical appearance. Moreover, Sharon Stone has a reputation for her natural beauty and glamour." I would have to agree, looking back over her years in the film industry, her "natural beauty and glamour" are clearly one of her trademarks. I'm sure the police interrogation scene has nothing to do with her status in Hollywood.

 

19 March 2005 Idiot Status - You thought Sharon Stone was Dumb

Sharon's basic sexual instincts. In the sequel to one of the greatest slow-motion-with-zoom-and-pause-required movies ever made, there will now be girl on girl action. Apparently Sharon has confessed that the sequel to Basic Instinct, imaginatively titled Basic Instinct 2, will feature a lesbian love scene void of all cocktail making equipment. Sharon said "There is lesbian love. We're testing for her now." When asked if she would consider being with a women, Sharon replied "Why not? Middle age is an open-minded period." Open minded and open legs.