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6 January 2001 Idiot Status -

New to the celebrity game, Britney made the mistake of tainting her squeaky clean girl-next-door image by getting caught staggering dazed and confused after a marathon night of drinking and smoking with her crew of 100. Apparently Britney ran up a bar bill of $11 200 for her late night escapade proving once and for all, you can take the girl out of the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl. You know, most celebs start drinking towards the end of their career, could this be an early warning?

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3 February 2001 Idiot Status -

Voice of an angel or mouth of a sailor? It seems Britney managed to kick her squeaky clean image in the shin's once again with her somewhat slower than normal speech skills. Apparently well performing at a concert in Rio Britney, still wearing her microphone, was recorded complaining about the event using choice words one would expect to hear in a ship yard. The recording is so popular that you can download it from Napster.

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24 February 2001 Idiot Status -

Yes its everyone's favorite Dumb Blonde, Britney. It seems that Miss Spears has just bought two German Shepherd attack dogs to protect her against stalkers. The dogs are under going special training to learn to shadow Miss Spears and respond to her every whim. Why doesn't she just use some of her fans, at least they're already trained in following her every move. If she hired some fans instead she could have pleased them by allowing them to bask in her glory and splendor ... I think I'm going to be sick.

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19 May 2001 Idiot Status -

Apparently Britney and her mom wrote a book together which is to become a TV movie. However it seems that wasn't enough because Britney is also writing a book with Justin Timberlake which will contain love poems, love letters and also some stuff from their Diaries. So Britney has finally evolved from putting her paw print on magazine covers to writing books. Hey you never know, maybe with this new found creative out-put she could surprise us all with some real talent, instead of dancing like a stripper.

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18 August 2001 Idiot Status -

According to reports Britney and boyfriend Justin Timberlake have just finished recording a duet together. It is said to feature on Britneys next album but the duet still has no name. No name ? well lets see if we can help. What about ... 'Oops, I popped my zit again' or 'Don't let me be the last in line for an IQ' ... got any others you want to add ?

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20 October 2001 Idiot Status -

You would think with all the money Britney made from her work with Pepsi she would try and keep a good thing going, Wrong ! According to reports Britney has been seen running around Australia drinking, what else ? Coca-Cola. Talk about biting the hand that feeds you . Did she have to go for its closet rival ? Next thing you know she'll be listening to Christina Aguilera and singing a long. "Oh Baby, Baby ... I'm a Genie in a Bottle"

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10 November 2001 Idiot Status -

According to reports Britney has told parents not to buy her next album if they don't want there kids to hear words like 'hell' and 'damn' which appear in the album. Britney carried on by saying ... "I trip and I burp and I fart, like everybody else" What is the world coming too ? So basically her next album will be like a night out with the boys. "Oh Baby, Baby pass the chips and beer ... come and pull my finger"

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1 December 2001 Idiot Status -

According to reports, Britney has been visiting strip clubs and taking boyfriend Justin Timberlake along. She says that she goes to pick up dance moves and that Justin accompanies her just so he can be with her. Of course he does Britney, just keep telling yourself that. Mind you, just throw a thong on her and the next Music Awards show will be like a night at 'Titty Twisters'. Maybe then Justin would feel more at home.

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15 December 2001 Idiot Status -

According to reports when Britney was asked to do the remake of "I Love Rock 'n Roll", Joan Jett's hit song, Britney excitedly said that she just loves Pat Benatar. Why is it my head begins to hurt when I hear Britney speak ? Its like a sharp, stabbing pain, I'm sure you also get the same feeling when you hear her squeals. Britney, Do us all a favour and "Shhhhhhhh ..."

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26 January 2002 Idiot Status -

According to reports Britney is no longer a Virgin. Apparently Miss Spears was overheard talking to a friend saying that she and boyfriend Justin Timberlake have been doing the 'wild thing' for quite some time, but she doesn't want everybody to know just yet. It seems Britney is no longer a tight lipped virgin. I wonder what Britneys next song will be? "Oops, I did it again, and again, and again, and again, and again ..."

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