Date of Birth: 8 November 1975
Place of Birth: USA
Quote: "I like when a guy makes me feel like a woman and a little girl at the same time."
10 August 2013Idiot Status -
Blonde biology 101. During Discovery channels 'Shark Week' Miss Reid made an appearance to discuss sharks after appearing in the recent TV-movie "Sharknado". Tara brought a level of education to the Discovery channel previously unknown explaining that she thought whales sharks were created when "a whale and a shark have sex." Tara went on to say "I realized that whales are mammals and sharks are animals. They have nothing to do with each other... so basically the dolphins have sex with each other, but the sharks don't. So I thought, than how is it such a thing?" I don't even know where to begin with this one.
4 May 2013Idiot Status -
Give me stuff, I'm famous. Miss Reid was thrown out of a store after demanding she be given discounts because she's "famous" Tara had to be escorted out of 'AllSaints' by security after she started screaming and berating staff when they refused to give her discounts. A rep for Miss Reid said "Tara gets a huge discount with AllSaints in the UK and Paris because she's a walking billboard for them" "Walking Billboard"? She must get tons of free stuff when she goes to the circus thanks to her plastic surgery. Who am I kidding, no one at the circus knows who she is, even circus freaks have a hard time stomaching her appearance.
29 October 2011Idiot Status -
Tara's fake marriage. Tara inadvertently admitted her marriage was fake thanks to in-flight alcohol and a cunning question. When asked at LAX by a TMZ photographer if her husband, Zack Kehayov, could win the "Newlywed Game" Tara blurted out "In the butt, Bob" but carried on to say "never really married." Someone has some explaining to do, especially to "Life & Style" magazine who bought her so called wedding pics. I believe "In the butt" was the birth control method of choice during their non marriage, can't be too careful.
20 August 2011Idiot Status -
Tara tied the knot. Tara Reid is officially off the market, try restrain yourselves men, and got hitched to Danish businessman Michael Lilleund in Greece. Tara went on to tweet "Just got married in Greece. I love being a wife." Desperate for a green card? Just lower your standards and you too can live in the USA.
Priest: Do you take this women to be your wife?
Groom: I do.
Priest: I'll give you minute to rethink your answer.
9 July 2011Idiot Status -
How much is the doggy in the window... While in Atlanta filming the next installment of the 'American Pie' franchise, Tara Reid got into an argument with staff of Walgreens while trying to steal a shopping cart to push her dog to a "Mexican restaurant". When confronted by the store manager and ordered to give back the shopping cart Tara whined "I'm just borrowing it," I thought only South Korean restaurants took fresh delivery of dogs? At what point does someone say enough is enough and just bitch slap the Hollywood attitude out of her?
19 February 2011Idiot Status -
Tara starring in... sorry, false alarm. Somehow Tara managed to get some "acting" work claiming to be in a string of movies including 'American Pie 4' and 'Big Lebowski 2'? That is to say Tara "believes" she'll be acting in said movies as the Coen brothers have no plans for a sequel to 'Big Lebowski'. When the Coen brothers were asked about her appearance they responded "I'm glad she's working on it... we'll watch it when it comes out... Especially if Tara's in it," I think the poor girls confused, when that guy behind the gas station offered her a role his name was Lebowski and the movie was 'American Creampie', I see how she could get them confused.
17 October 2009Idiot Status -
Two words - Tara & Playboy. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. After promising to spare the world the sight of her botched plastic surgery, Miss Reid has decided to turn this recession into a depression by posing for Playboy. Tara said "I know there are problems with my stomach. There are bumps on it, it's uneven, but it's not that bad. My stomach scars are my battle wounds." Battle wounds? Let me guess, "You should see the other guy". But seriously, Amnesty International might be an option. I wonder how long Playboy can last without advertising revenue? Dare I say Hugh might have to resort to simple one on one action?
15 November 2008Idiot Status -
It's Halloween all year long. Thanks to her poor judgement in plastic surgeons Miss Reid will be terrifying beach goers by frolicking on beaches regardless of everyone's gag reflex. Tara told People magazine "I know there are problems with my stomach. There are bumps on it, it's uneven, but it's not that bad. I like a tanned stomach so that's why I'm going to keep wearing a bikini. It's my choice." At least ice cream doesn't hurt so much when you projectile vomit. If you do run into her feel free to run away screaming in terror, she should be used to it from her acting days.
16 August 2008Idiot Status -
Tara's no good for TV. It looks like the perpetually drunk and talentless Miss Reid won't be fulfilling her lifelong ambition of appearing on ABC's 'Dancing with the Stars', close call I know. TV exec's at the ABC network have turned down Tara's numerous auditions saying she just isn't "family friendly". Not family friendly, that and it would pretty much be going against the title of the show as she's not a star either. The only dancing Tara knows involves alcohol, a table and Frat guys throwing dollar bills at her, not exactly the demographic the TV exec's are aiming for.
27 October 2007Idiot Status -
Tara Reid is a well orchestrated train wreck. Terrifying Tits Tara thinks she is better than Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton because she's not "stupid". Tara said "I think the reason I never ended up in as much trouble as Paris or Lindsay seem to is that I'm not stupid." Tara went on to say "You'll never read a story about me going out and partying when I'm supposed to be working. Nor would I show up on a set drunk or miss a day's work - never." Sure she might wonder around the red carpet with her tit's hanging out but you'll never catch her doing it drunk.