Date of Birth: 7 August 1975
Place of Birth: South Africa
Profession: Actress / Model
Quote: "I'd love to get pajamas. Good, nice and warm flannel ones."
17 March 2012 Idiot Status -
Monster mum on new adoption. Little is known but sources say Oscar winner Charlize is a new mother having adopted a "healthy baby boy" named Jackson. Charlize will be raising Jackson as a single mother after divorcing hubby Stuart Townsend in 2010. Jackson? Not really the caliber of celebrity baby name we are used to is it? She's from South Africa, if there's anything we know it's ill fitting names. She could have gone with any one of a myriad of off the cuff names like Precious, Beauty or Julius - scratch that, the last one would end up a bastard baby.
17 February 2007 Idiot Status -
Monster back in court. It looks like Miss Theron will be heading off to court for "breach of contract" after she was seen wearing a non 'Raymond Weil' watch in public. Charlize signed up to endorse the Swiss watchmaker in 2005 which required her to only wear 'Weil' watches in public. Wow, those Swiss guys are a fickle bunch. I guess now we'll she the true extent of her acting talent, can she act dumb? Maybe she could get some tips from the master "It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is" would become "So when you said 'public', you meant like Public public?"
18 February 2006 Idiot Status -
Charlize's cleavage catastrophe. It seems that even Oscar winner Charlize has trouble finding work. Apparently Charlize revealed that she was often turned down for action roles because of her lackluster love bags. However, after staring in new action flick, Aeon Flux, Charlize said "I knew it wouldn't just be running around with big tits and kicking things. I'm not good at that. I haven't got any tits." Maybe she should talk to Jessica Simpson about cleavage control. Anyway, what good would a B grade action movie be without babes with bouncing boobs?
10 December 2005 Idiot Status -
Charlize can't wait for her gay day. According to reports Charlize only plans on marrying current boyfriend, Stuart Townsend, when gay marriages are legalised in the USA. Charlize told Extra "We came up with a new idea that we said that we would get married the day that gays and lesbians can get married, when that right is given to them. We've decided that we're gonna use that in a positive way, so the day that law gets passed then we'll get married." It might take a while for the Southern states to give the go ahead on that one, long enough for her to reach the monster look, without the need for makeup. Is there something she's not telling us, maybe Stuart really is Stephanie.
6 March 2004 Idiot Status -
According to reports Charlize left people wondering what she meant when she compared Renee Zellweger to pizza at the Oscars. Charlize compared Renee to pizza saying "She's just that good, Zellweger is like pizza in only the best sense." Sounds like Charlize decided to start celebrating a little early. I think we can attribute that comparison to a combination of Alcohol, Blondeness and being born in Benoni, South Africa. They don't grow them very bright in Benoni, being Blonde doesn't help much either.
4 October 2003 Idiot Status -
Apparently Charlize is " ... a better driver than any of the boys.", well that's what she told reporters at the British premiere of The Italian Job. Apparently Charlize enjoyed riding around in the minis so much that she even picked up a couple of speeding tickets after filming. Of course you're a better driver Charlize, shame poor girl must have had a go at the booze before the party even started. I want to know who let her sit up front, everyone knows that Blondes are supposed to always be on the back seat.
27 October 2001 Idiot Status -
Throwing your star power weight around doesn't always work, especially not for Charlize. Apparently Charlize threatened to have a DJ fired if he didn't play a Reggae song she requested. He didn't play it and he still has his job. As a South African myself, I would just like to apologize and I promise I will never make anyone listen to Reggae music. As for Charlize, Why not light up a splif and just enjoy yourself ?