"I thought National Geographic boobs only happened in the magazine. It wasn't until after I had the baby, I went, 'Oh, no!' And...every morning with the bra, you have to do 'the scoop'...That's what it's come to." (on her 'sagging')
Jenny McCarthy

Village Idiot - Heidi Klum Celebrity Blonde:  Heidi Klum
Date of Birth:  1 June 1973
Place of Birth:  Germany
Profession:  Model
Quote:  "In Germany, they call us the 'The Patchwork Family'... It's actually kind of great, we're all different shades, and we came together and we all love each other." (on her interracial family)
Appearances:  1
Idiot Status:  Everyone agrees, Heidi Klum is Really Dumb
 


 
13 February 2010 Idiot Status - You thought Heidi Klum was Really Dumb

Not so happy Valentines day. Unable to spend Valentines day with hubby Seal due to filming of 'Project Runway', Heidi has opted to give her man a "fun box" in lieu of her presence/pleasure. Heidi said "I'm making a very fun box of heart things. Kind of like an explosion of things; confetti hearts with cute underwear and chocolates. It's a fun surprise box for him." With a swimsuit model as your wife I'm sure there aren't too many boxes nearly as fun. I bet she left some lube and tissue's too - Happy Valentines day, go fuck yourself.