2013VILLAGE IDIOTS
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4 x
Madonna
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3 x
Jessica Simpson
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3 x
Lady Gaga
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2 x
Taylor Swift
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2 x
Britney Spears
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2 x
Gwyneth Paltrow
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1 x
Reese Witherspoon
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1 x
Tara Reid
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1 x
Sarah J Parker
top 10 VILLAGE IDIOTS
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104 x
Britney Spears
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81 x
Paris Hilton
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63 x
Madonna
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58 x
Jessica Simpson
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48 x
Christina Aguilera
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39 x
Pamela Anderson
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26 x
Justin Timberlake
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23 x
Cameron Diaz
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22 x
Gwyneth Paltrow
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19 x
Eminem
more BLONDE MOMENTS
Melanie Griffith
23 February 2002 Idiot Status -
Apparently while out car hunting Melanie Griffith was disappointed to hear that a Black SUV that her son wanted had already been sold just minutes before to another customer. She tried offering more money but was turned down. Maybe it's because nobody recognized her, I mean when was the last time anyone heard about her, besides the whole drug thing. Maybe next time she should take Hubby Antonio Banderas along, then again when was the last time he did anything ?
Britney Spears
16 February 2002 Idiot Status -
Apparently Miss Spears has decided to dress up as a man in her next video to throw her fans off, she has also asked boyfriend Justin Timberlake to be in the video and to dress up as a girl which he is reluctant to do, but is considering it as he does not want to upset Britney. Britney in men's clothes and boyfriend Justin Timberlake dressed as a girl because Britney told him too, I guess we finally get to see who wears the pants in their relationship. How does her song go ? "I'm a Slave to you ..." Next time Justin, read the fine print.
Pamela Anderson
9 February 2002 Idiot Status -
According to reports Pamela has decided to give up her acting career and now wants to be one of boyfriend, Kid Rocks, dancers. Apparently she already has a strippers pole in her bedroom which she practices her moves on. Acting? right, that's what it was. How do I put this? You on TV, not bad. You on Strippers Pole, even better. You on ex-hubby Tommy Lee's pole as seen on TV, priceless.
Christina Aguilera
2 February 2002 Idiot Status -
It seems Christina has finally turned 21. Apparently Christina threw a party for herself at a popular night club in LA which see rented out for $210 000. She was seen wearing a feathered dress with a leather bra and pink see through panties. Nothing says Blonde like a leather bra and pink see through panties. Do you think maybe with age wisdom will come or will she always look like trailer park trash ? Hey, you never know, she might even decide to act her age rather than her bra size one of these days.
Britney Spears
26 January 2002 Idiot Status -
According to reports Britney is no longer a Virgin. Apparently Miss Spears was overheard talking to a friend saying that she and boyfriend Justin Timberlake have been doing the 'wild thing' for quite some time, but she doesn't want everybody to know just yet. It seems Britney is no longer a tight lipped virgin. I wonder what Britneys next song will be? "Oops, I did it again, and again, and again, and again, and again ..."
Gwyneth Paltrow
19 January 2002 Idiot Status -
Apparently Miss Paltrow believes in Healthy Body, Healthy Mind. So much so that she won't drink her herbal tea out of a cup that has been used for coffee. According to Yoga theory, caffeine pollutes the body. Healthy Body, Healthy Mind, if that's the case she got a lot of work ahead, being a Blonde and all. How many herbal tea's do you think she'll have to drink so she won't end up as Village Idiot again ?
Sarah Jessica Parker
12 January 2002 Idiot Status -
Apparently while Sarah and her husband were at the movies together they made such a noise that other movie goers started to complain. However, Snobbish Sarah just stood up and told everyone that if they didn't like it they should leave. Well excuse me. I never knew you were such a high profile celeb. Oh, that's right, Your NOT ! Just because your show's called 'Sex and the City', it doesn't mean your supposed to do it all over town, then again, she is Blonde.
Cameron Diaz
5 January 2002 Idiot Status -
"Meow, Meow, Meow ..." Guess who's answering machine this greeting belongs to, Yes that's right, Miss Diaz. According to reports all callers are treated to three 'Meows' followed by her purring and then finished with two more 'Meows'. I've always been a sucker for Pussy, get your mind out of the gutter. I must admit, it is original and I'm sure that at the time it was a Purrrr - fect idea, but it must have been a Blonde moment.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
29 December 2001 Idiot Status -
It seems that Buffy needs a little help protecting fiance Freddie Prinze Jr. According to reports Freddie received death threats telling him to dump Buffy, or Else. Freddie didn't take it too seriously but Buffy freaked out and arranged for extra security and bodyguards. What ? Buffy the Vampire Slayer needs help kicking bad guy Butt ? Not so tough any more are you ? Maybe she could scare them to death with her acting and then kill them Buffy Style when they come back from beyond the Grave. Just a thought.
Pamela Anderson
22 December 2001 Idiot Status -
According to reports Pamela has asked for full custody of her 2 Kids as she says that Ex-husband Tommy Lee is a Danger to himself and others when he drinks. No ! You don't say, a danger ? I wonder what gave her that idea. It must have been a tough decision for the judge, I mean its not like she's a saint, although some would say she has a heavenly body
