Latest Dumb Blonde Jokes

Q: Why do blondes like Christmas?
A: It's the only time they can get gifts without having to lay on their backs.
Q: What do Blondes and cow pies have in common?
A: The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps.
Q: What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common?
A: All you have to do is scratch the box to win.
Blonde #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
Blonde #2: "No, who wrote it?"
Q: What has an IQ of 7?
A: 8 blondes.
Q: Why did a blonde girl got expelled from school?
A: She was caught cheating.
Q: How?
A: She was counting her breasts during a biology exam!
Q: What's the quickest way to get into a blonde's pants?
A: Pick them up off the floor and put them on.
Q: Why do blondes have big bellybuttons?
A: From dating blonde men.
Q: What do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground?
A: An air mattress.
( Submitted by 'Saffire' )

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