Legally Blonde

There where these 3 Blonde women that wanted to be policemen. So the Blondes go into the police station for the job but first they have to pass a test. The first Blonde goes in and the man asks her what she can tell about the suspect in the photo. (Note: The photo of the suspect is from the side) So the blonde says "Well he must be half blind since he only has one eye" The guy says no and that it is a side photo. So the next Blonde comes in and says "Well he must be hard of hearing because he only has 1 ear" The man says "No!, It is a side photo!" So its the last Blondes turn and she goes in there and looks at the photo. She says, "Well, I believe that the suspect wears contacts. So the guy says, "Well, I'm going to have to check on that" So he comes back and says "Wow, how did you know the suspect wore contacts?" And the Blonde replies, "Well, it sure would be hard to buy glasses if you only have 1 eye and 1 ear"

The Blonde's demotion in the army started when he told the firing squad to form a circle.

The Blonde was so proud of his 30 year long service gold medal that he had it bronzed.

One day a blonde woke up to find her house on fire she called 911 and said "Come quick, my house is on fire." The 911 operator said "How do we get there?" The Blonde said "In the big red truck, duh!"
( Submitted by 'lauren' )

Q: Why did the Blondes mirror have 6 holes in it?
A: Because she tried to shoot herself.

Q:What do you do when a blonde throws a gernade at you?
A:Pull the pin and throw it back.
( Submitted by 'Bryan' )

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a shot gun?
A: One cock and she blows.
( Submitted by 'tim vieau' )