random BLONDE JOKE

Q: Why did the Blonde cross the road?
A: She wanted to see the geese because she heard honking.

latest BLONDE JOKES

Q: Why did the blonde only tie one of her shoe laces?
A: Because the tag on her shoe read: Taiwan.
( Submitted by 'Theresa Kennett' )

Q: What do you call two blonde's sitting at a milk shake counter?
A: Double Thick.
( Submitted by 'Theresa Kennett' )

Q: Why did the blonde get mad at her boyfriend after she asked him what college he was going to?
A: Because he said FU.
( Submitted by 'kacie' )

Q: Why did the blonde shoot the mirror?
A: She was trying to commit suicide.
( Submitted by 'shelby' )

Q: Why did the blonde go into 'Hooters'?
A: Because owls are her favorite animal.
( Submitted by 'Gaby,Stacy,Susmita' )

There's a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They are all dead and want to go to heaven but there are 99 steps to heaven. On each step they are told a joke and if they don't laugh they can go up to the next step. The redhead made it to the 20th step and the brunette made it to the 50th step. The blonde was on the 99th step about to be told the last joke and she burst out laughing. The joke teller says "Why did you laugh your on the last step?!" The blonde replied "I just got the first joke."
( Submitted by 'paige' )

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a red-head looking at the new purple 5 dollar bill. The brunette said "That's so cool! they should make blue money!" The red-head said "That's so cool! they should make red money!" The blonde said "That's so cool! they should make green money!"
( Submitted by 'Alyssa' )

Two blondes decide to go to the dog pound and each get a puppy. After arriving home, one blonde says to the other, "How are we going to tell them apart?" The other blonde replied, "I know, I'll give my puppy a red bow, and you can give your puppy a blue one." The next day the first blonde comes back and says, "Oh no, I can't tell them apart! They ripped the bows off when they were playing!" The second blonde says, "I know, I'll give my puppy a red collar, and you give yours a blue one. "The next day, the blonde returns. "Oh no, they've taken they're collars off while playing, I can't tell them apart!" The other blonde says, "I know, why don't I take the black puppy, and you take the white one?"
( Submitted by 'Jonette' )

Q: How do you fit four blondes on one bar stool?
A: Turn it over.
( Submitted by 'samy' )

Q: What do we call a blonde at university.
A: A visitor.
( Submitted by 'Ntethe' )

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