She was so Blonde... - Page 2

she stands up on an empty bus.
she studied for a blood test and failed.
she invented a solar powered flashlight.
she got locked in Furniture World and slept on the floor.
she thought Hamburger Helper came with another person.
she ordered a cheeseburger and said, "Hold the cheese."
it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
she waited for the Stop sign to say Go.
( Submitted by 'Debbie' )
she couldn't dial 911 because she couldn't find the number 11.
( Submitted by 'Debbie' )
she thought dentine ice was a rap song.
( Submitted by 'Mel and DD' )
she got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up.
she went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker.
she thought Moby Dick was a venereal disease.
she thought that intercourse was a state highway.
she took an hour to cook Minute Rice.