2011 MONTHLY MORONS

January

 

Which one of these Blondes New Year's Eve celebrations was the wildest?

Lady
 
Lady - 25%
Paris
 
Paris - 50%
Tara
 
Tara - 25%

 

February

 

Which one of these blonde's will by themselves chocolate this Valentines day?

Lady
 
Lady - 0%
Katherine
 
Katherine - 100%
Tara
 
Tara - 0%

 

March

 

Which one of these Blondes should be in a circus sideshow?

Lady
 
Lady - 11%
Donatella
 
Donatella - 78%
Heidi
 
Heidi - 11%

 

April

 

Which one of these Blondes will scare off the Easter Bunny?

Courtney
 
Courtney - 100%
Heidi
 
Heidi - 0%
Paris
 
Paris - 0%

 

May

 

Which one of these blondes would you hurl an angry bird at?

Nicole
 
Nicole - 67%
Uma
 
Uma - 0%
Justin
 
Justin - 33%

 

June

 

Which one of the Blondes will bring about the end of the world?

Justin
 
Justin - 11%
Paris
 
Paris - 78%
Madonna
 
Madonna - 11%

 

July

 

Which one of these blondes itch is worse than their bite?

Christina
 
Christina - 0%
Courtney
 
Courtney - 50%
Tara
 
Tara - 50%

 

August

 

Which one of these blondes has built up resistance to penicillin?

Paris
 
Paris - 40%
Tara
 
Tara - 20%
Christina
 
Christina - 40%

 

September

 

Which one of these Blondes is the perfect scarecrow?

Ivanka
 
Ivanka - 0%
Paris
 
Paris - 75%
Taylor
 
Taylor - 25%

 

October

 

Which one of these blondes should be tricked instead of treated this Halloween?

Courtney
 
Courtney - 75%
Kate
 
Kate - 25%
Martha
 
Martha - 0%

 

November

 

Libya's in need of a new village idiot, which one of these blondes would you send?

Heidi
 
Heidi - 33%
Katherine
 
Katherine - 33%
Sarah
 
Sarah - 34%

 

December

 

Which of these blondes should not play the Virgin Mary in a Christmas nativity play?

Sharon
 
Sharon - 0%
Madonna
 
Madonna - 100%
Goldie
 
Goldie - 0%