2006 MONTHLY MORONS

January

 
Which one of these Blondes welcomed the new year from a jail cell?

Eminem
 
Eminem - 29%
Courtney
 
Courtney - 38%
Kid
 
Kid - 33%

 

February

 
Which one of these Blondes do you want rocking your world this Valentines day?

Courtney
 
Courtney - 12%
Gwen
 
Gwen - 46%
Tara
 
Tara - 42%

 

March

 
Which one of these Blondes has no talent what so ever?

Eminem
 
Eminem - 31%
Hilary
 
Hilary - 29%
Dolly
 
Dolly - 40%

 

April

 
Which one of these Blondes makes the least ideal Easter Bunny?

Tori
 
Tori - 56%
Jenny
 
Jenny - 13%
Nicolette
 
Nicolette - 31%

 

May

 
Which one of these Blondes can read?

Anna
 
Anna - 18%
Shakira
 
Shakira - 53%
Paris
 
Paris - 29%

 

June

 
Which one of these Blondes is a blonde at heart?

Jessica
 
Jessica - 33%
Kirsten
 
Kirsten - 24%
Pamela
 
Pamela - 43%

 

July

 
Which one of these Blondes is most likely to succeed with their marrigages?

Britney
 
Britney - 12%
Gwen
 
Gwen - 76%
Christina
 
Christina - 12%

 

August

 
Which of these blondes looks more like a hobo?

Julia
 
Julia - 6%
Melissa
 
Melissa - 29%
Emma
 
Emma - 65%

 

September

 
Which one of these Blondes needs to be packed up and shipped off to a land far, far away?

Gwyneth
 
Gwyneth - 16%
Britney
 
Britney - 59%
Madonna
 
Madonna - 25%

 

October

 
Which one of these Blondes look mentally-retarded?

Michelle
 
Michelle - 60%
Heath
 
Heath - 13%
Anne
 
Anne - 27%

 

November

 
Which one of these Blondes has half a clue?

Anna
 
Anna - 47%
Anna
 
Anna - 32%
Christina
 
Christina - 21%

 

December

 
Which one of these Blondes do you want on your "Christmas Tree" this festive season?

Heidi
 
Heidi - 23%
Rebecca
 
Rebecca - 26%
Pamela
 
Pamela - 51%