Anna Nicole Smith

Anna Nicole Smith


28 November 1967, USA

"He wanted to make me happy. My wish was his command."
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Anna Nicole Smith Gossip and News

Village Idiot for 24 Feb 2007, Anna Nicole Smith

Drama Inc.

Last time on "The Blonde and the Dumb"... widow to billionaire oil tycoon Howard J Marshall, Anna Nicole Smith, died under mysterious circumstances much like her son who died only months earlier after the birth of his sister, Dannielynn. Now as heir to Anna's inherited fortune and with no competition, who will be the guardian? Will it be long time lawyer and latest husband, Howard K Stern, what about hired photographer Larry Birkhead, don't forget Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband, Prince Frederick von Anhalt then there's still the ex-bodyguard and finally the always popular frozen genetic material of Howard J Marshall himself.
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Village Idiot for 6 Jan 2007, Anna Nicole Smith

Anna Nicole Smith is Dead

Anna was found "not breathing and unresponsive" after she collapsed at 'Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino' where she was staying with her husband, Howard K Stern. Reports have it that she was staying with a private nurse at the hotel and it was the nurse that found her and called 911. An autopsy is scheduled for tomorrow.
Village Idiot for 6 Jan 2007, Anna Nicole Smith

Glutton for Punishment

Official police reports say Anna Nicole Smith died of an "accidental overdose" of sleeping pills. The Broward County police chief said "We are convinced, based on an extensive review of the evidence, that this case is an accidental overdose with no other criminal element present." Well there goes my theory of overdoes of Twinkies and TrimSpa.
Village Idiot for 6 Jan 2007, Anna Nicole Smith

Who's Your Daddy?

The moment we've all been waiting for has arrived Larry Birkhead is the father of Anna Nicole's baby. Ok, so no one really gives a crap but at least we know OJ Simpson is no longer an option, although it would have been easier to solve the death of blonde model, Anna, if he was. Larry said "I hate to be the one to say this, but I told you so. My baby's coming home soon." Darth Veda was less creepy delivering that line and he was half robotic and a fan of black leather.
Village Idiot for 4 Nov 2006, Anna Nicole Smith

Anna's Dazed Days

Initially I was avoiding this topic due to the unfortunate passing of Anna's son but what's happened since is strange to say the least. About a month ago Anna gave birth to a baby girl while in the Bahamas only to find her son, Daniel, had passed away by her bedside a few days later. Since then we've had two men claim to be the father of Anna's new child. One has filed for a paternity test and the other, her lawyer, married a bikini clad Anna days after her sons death, but before his funeral. If your confused, take a number and join the rest of us.
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Village Idiot for 17 Jun 2006, Anna Nicole Smith

Baby No.2

It's official, Anna is preparing to pop out another kid. Anna's official site states "Well, let me stop all the rumors. Yes. I am pregnant. I'm happy, I'm very, very happy about it. Things are goin' really, really good, and I'll be checking in and out periodically on the Web, and I'll let you see me as I'm growing." We've already seen her pop-tart induced growth, do we really need to see this version? Let's hope she doesn't mistake the kid for a bon-bon and try eat it.
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Village Idiot for 20 May 2006, Anna Nicole Smith

Another One?

Rumour has it that Anna is with child, pregnant wise, not "Oh, That's cute, I'll take it.", or though I wouldn't be surprised. Apparently Anna used the "help of a friend", who is probably recovering in hospital from internal bleeding and a crushed pelvis. In an attempt to... stop the rumours? Anna's lawyer sent an email to the Associated Press stating the following "If Anna Nicole is pregnant, she obviously doesn't want anybody to know yet. If she's not pregnant, she's not denying the rumour because she thinks it's funny how much of a stir it's causing. She'll leave it up to you to guess which one it is." Does this guy get paid by the bucket load?
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Village Idiot for 7 Jan 2006, Anna Nicole Smith

In the Dark

Anna has been left in the dark since the power was cut after she refused to pay rent for her Bahamian mansion. On the bright side, the power cut prevented the police from serving her with an eviction notice because the electric gate wouldn't open. I think with her current supply of Slim-Fast and Twinkies she could hold out a good couple of hours, maybe even days.
Village Idiot for 15 Oct 2005, Anna Nicole Smith

Back in Court

The U.S Supreme Court has agreed to review Anna's appeal that the awarded $88.6 million should be restored to her. Last year a court ruled that J. Howard Marshall's son should be the sole heir. Nice to see the tax payers money hard at work, we wouldn't want another poor celebrity would we? I think Anna might just clinch it this time, we all know her reputation when it comes to rich old guys.
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Village Idiot for 5 Feb 2005, Anna Nicole Smith

Back to Square One

A federal appeals court has overturned a ruling that awarded Anna $88.5 million from her former husband's estate. Apparently the money will stay with her former husband's son, E. Pierce Marshall. Anna's lawyers have already appealed. From rags to riches, back down to rags, up to riches again and now back to rags... kinda. Well at least she's got a stable career to fall back on, then again. Don't worry Anna, I hear Hugh Hefner's looking for a new girlfriend, but you'll have to split his "assets" 7 ways.
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