Justin Timberlake

Justin Timberlake


31 January 1981, USA

"I pick my nose and I'm not ashamed to admit it. If there's a bogey then just pick it, man."
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Justin Timberlake Gossip and News

Village Idiot for 14 Feb 2015, Justin Timberlake

Waiter, There's Something in my Soup

A recent lawsuit has revealed that Justin Timberlake's Italian restaurant Destino was forced to shut down after a sewage pipe burst spewing human waste all over the walls and a freshly stocked "food area". The once "celebrity-friendly" restaurant, which was flooded twice with sewage, is now suing the insurance company for $275,000. I guess we all know what the soup of the day was.
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Village Idiot for 7 Jan 2012, Justin Timberlake

Could 2012 be starting with wedding bells?

Justin Trouser-snake has supposedly proposed to Jessica Biel after a 3 month split making his way through Mila Kunis, Olivia Munn and Olivia Wilde. An insider broke the news saying "Justin knows how much she loves snowboarding and the mountains, so it was the perfect place," going on to say "When they reunited, they had a conversation about taking the next step." Oh so NOW he settles down after ruining a bevy of Hollywood hotties for everyone else. You know what they say, once you go Mouseketeer... you live in fear? No, that doesn't sound right. Umm, you long for big ears? No, not that... Why Mila? Why?!
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Village Idiot for 7 Aug 2010, Justin Timberlake

Justin Scared of his own Shadow Career

A former Mouseketeer since he was 12, Justin revealed that he is still uncomfortable with his career choices, everything from his singing to his acting. Justin told Scotland's Daily Record, "I think I'm equally insecure about both of them." Justin went on to talk about movie premiers saying "It's absolutely terrifying." He's better off retiring now and avoiding the curse of the Mouseketeer, need I mention Britney's career nosedive and subsequent investments in Frappachinos?
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Village Idiot for 14 Jul 2007, Justin Timberlake

Full of Hot Air

Preparing for his 'FutureSex/LoveSounds' tour in London Justin's backstage demands include 2 dressing rooms to be kept at exactly 72 degrees, a continuous supply of Hershey chocolate bars and Beano anti-gas tablets which he says helps him "digest" food. With a conveyor belt of chocolates making it's way to you I'm not surprised you need help. I don't think "LoveSounds" include butt trumpets.
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Village Idiot for 12 May 2007, Justin Timberlake

Dumb Duet

After working with stars like Snoop Dogg and Nelly, Justin Timberlake is planning on a duet with Paris Hilton. Paris said "I think we blend well and he says he has something in mind for both of us." Something in mind? More like he's out of his mind. Anyway, doesn't a duet require two singers?
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Village Idiot for 24 Mar 2007, Justin Timberlake

Love Letters

Word is that since Cameron Diaz has moved on from ex-boy toy, Justin, to model/actor Tyrese, Justin has focused his attention on ex-fling Princess Crazy Pants, aka Britney Spears. Justin supposedly sent Britney a letter saying he wished they had fallen in love later so he could have married her and had kids with her. Looks like Justin wants to make Britney his Mrs. Mouseketeer.
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Village Idiot for 20 Jan 2007, Justin Timberlake

It's Over

If you haven't heard by now blonde couple Justin and Cameron are over. Miss Diaz has given up her boy toy after Justin supposedly cast Scarlett Johansson to appear in his next video knowing that she had a crush on him. Even in celebrity land jealous girlfriend run wild and in this case boob's beat bum. You hear that? that's the sound of a cumulative sigh of relief from the worlds paparazzi, yes the tag team blonde couple are no more, feel free to click away guys.
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Village Idiot for 12 Aug 2006, Justin Timberlake

Mr President?

If you were hoping for another nit twit president, then your out of luck as Justin is no longer available. Justin told a British magazine that he didn't want to be president of the USA as he's "done way too many drugs already." Justin said "I've done my fair share of drugs and I've been caught places with my pants down. It's just I make sure there are no cameras around." An ex-boyband member with a drug problem, say it isn't so. I wonder if his pants being down had anything to do with payment for said drugs?
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Village Idiot for 31 Dec 2005, Justin Timberlake

Hitting the High Notes

In a bid to expand his horizons into acting, Justin has been taking vocal lessons to make his currently squeaky voice more manly. Apparently Justin has hired a vocal coach to help him sound more man than mouse. Unfortunately for Justin, the squeak of the mouseketeer has followed him through to the acting world where he was dropped from various productions due to his child like voice. We really shouldn't be making fun of him just because his balls haven't dropped, I'm sure with the money he makes he could always have them surgically lowered.
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Village Idiot for 3 Dec 2005, Justin Timberlake

Under Your Clothes

Justin is planning on releasing his own range of underwear. Justin has teamed up with Trace Ayala to release a clothing line entitled "William Rast" consisting of T-shirts, jeans and of course underwear. Kiddies underwear? I think his fascination with Michael Jackson may have gone a little too far this time. You can get your own pair of "Teeny Tiny Timberlakes" at a store near you.
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