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Village Idiot for 1 Jul 2017, Pamela Anderson
Pamela is Open for Business and Foreign Relations
Pamela is dipping her toes into the world of business and foreign politics by opening a vegan restaurant in France. In an elaborate ploy to get French President Emmanuel Macron to free her love Julian Assange, Pamela wrote "I am opening a new vegan restaurant in France in July, and I would like to extend my invitation to the new President and his First Lady." I'm not sure forcing him to eat vegan food is the best move. As a Frenchie offering to be a mistress is probably the way to go.
Village Idiot for 22 Apr 2017, Pamela Anderson
The Picture of Pamela Anderson
Pamela reportedly stormed off a TV show after an old school photo was shown. Pamela's negative reaction to her old school photo was on the show "Celebrity Juice" with host Keith Lemon saying "She just suddenly picked up her fur stole and stormed off home!" Maybe the photo was cursed and shows what she really looks like sans cosmetic surgery like Dorian Gray.
Village Idiot for 18 Mar 2017, Pamela Anderson
Pamela's Political Poetry
Pamela Anderson has taken her love for Julian Assange to the next level by writing a poem about him. The poem is long but opens with the following... "Julian Assange is the most intelligent, interesting, and informed man in existence. Yes- I think he's quite sexy. He has tremendous strength and stamina- though vulnerable." Right, so that just happened. I figure she wrote it in her diary and just had to share it with the world. Next step, sneaking out of the embassy window to elope. Shhh, don't tell the police.
Village Idiot for 25 Feb 2017, Pamela Anderson
Pamela Has a Thing for Bad Boys
It looks like Pamela Anderson has her next husband lined up in the form of Wikileaks founder Julian Assange. Apparently Pamela has been visiting Julian at the Ecuadorean Embassy in London where he's been holed up for the last 4 years with one observer saying "She seems to be wearing sexier outfits every time she visits". This sounds like some elaborate ploy by the Mounties to get their man. We need to send in our best spy, send in agent IQ 007.
Village Idiot for 10 Sep 2016, Pamela Anderson
Pamela Anderson Starred in a Porn... PSA
Former Playmate and sex tape star, Pamela Anderson, recently asked people to stop watching porn. Pamela referenced penis model Anthony Weiner in an op-ed in the WSJ saying "If anyone still had doubts about the addictive dangers of pornography, Anthony Weiner should have put paid to them with his repeated, self-sabotaging sexting" That's right people, watching porn is bad, starring in it on the other hand is a great way to become famous for no reason.
Village Idiot for 14 May 2016, Pamela Anderson
What Would You Pay for Photo's of Pamela Anderson?
Pamela Anderson recently auctioned off selfies for $500 each at the Champions of Jewish Values International Awards Gala. $500 for a selfie of Pamela Anderson? Pretty sure you could see a lot more of her with a quick Google search.
Village Idiot for 26 Dec 2015, Pamela Anderson
Pamela Anderson Brings About the End of an Era
It has been revealed that Pamela Anderson will be the last nude to appear on the pages of Playboy before it changes to a nude free magazine. Pamela has previously posed for Playboy 14 times and will have the honours in the final spread. Pamela said she received a call from Playboys attorneys who said "We don't want anybody else. There's nobody else, could you do the last cover of Playboy?" That's Hugh Hefner for you, always sentimental, horny, but sentimental.
Village Idiot for 5 Dec 2015, Pamela Anderson
No More Marriages
Pamela Anderson has sworn off marriage claiming "I'm not doing it anymore". After four previous marriages Pamela told Entertainment Tonight "I've just done so much it's not even on my radar. I'm not even going to date until after Christmas." In her defense it is a busy time of year for her... On the last day of Christmas her true love gave to her, 4 failed marriages, 3 ex husbands, 2 male children and 1 case of Hepatitis C.
Village Idiot for 29 Aug 2015, Pamela Anderson
Pamela Goes All Natural
Pamela Anderson claims she isn't a fan of Botox any more after experimenting with it in the past. Pamela said "I am the last person to try Botox but I did. I felt like my eyes sunk into my head so far that I didn't look like me anymore! I'm not into all that stuff." This coming from the women with the famously augmented chest? Maybe it wasn't her eyes sinking into her head so much as it was her breasts expanding into the horizon.
Village Idiot for 11 Jul 2015, Pamela Anderson
Putin Her Best Foot Forward
Pamela Anderson asked Russian President Vladimir Putin to help put a stop to the killing of endangered whales by "forbidding this vessel from carrying a cargo of endangered fin whale meat". Pamela said in an open letter to Putin "Your decision could put an end to the needless slaughter of endangered whales by Iceland." When it comes to saving endangered species there's nothing two topless powerhouses can't accomplish.