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Britney Spears Gossip and News
Village Idiot for 31 Dec 2016, Britney Spears
Britney Spears Was Hacked to Death
It seems Britney was the victim of a hack that almost killed her. After a year of celebrity deaths it looked like Britney was next when the Twitter account of Sony was hacked and sent out a tweet that Britney was dead. The tweet said "britney spears is dead by accident! we will tell you more soon. #RIPBritney". Since the tweets Miss Spears wanted to make sure we knew she was still alive by sharing photos of herself making weird hand gestures. Well that settles it, she must be alive. I wonder if 2016 would do a swapsy? Britney Spears for Prince, David Bowie, George Micheal or any other actual talent?
Village Idiot for 5 Nov 2016, Britney Spears
Britney Loves Wardrobe Malfunctions
Britney was discussing a recent wardrobe malfunction at her Vegas show saying "It was the second time I've worn it and I was on the guitar and it just popped and I was like, 'Oh, my God. It's never done that before!'" Britney went on saying "One of my dancers, Zach, he came to me and put a shirt on me... It was kind of invigorating!" Taking a page from Janet Jackson I see, if only her ex Justin Timberlake was there to assist.
Village Idiot for 15 Oct 2016, Britney Spears
Britney Thinks Dating is Silly
Britney is happy being single telling the Jonathan Ross Show "It's just the mind game with guys, the calling back and the texting, it's just too much, it's silly." Britney went on to say "Actually I'm not looking for men right now, I'm really happy with myself, I'm fine with the way I am." What happened to the good old days when you could marry a guy for 2 days and have kids with a backup dancer. Now it's all about getting to know someone and having conversations.
Village Idiot for 24 Sep 2016, Britney Spears
Britney Doesn't Listen to Britney
Britney recently revealed that she doesn't listen to her own music instead relying on others to tell her whats good. Brit Twit said "It's funny, because I don't really listen to my music" she went on to say "Of course, I sing my songs every night (at my residency) and I have to listen to it that way". The flaw in her otherwise genius plan of avoiding her music, she gets paid to sing her own songs. Damn you cruel world!
Village Idiot for 3 Sep 2016, Britney Spears
Life of Britney - The True Story of Britney Spears
Britney Spears' team has revealed that she will not be involved in the unauthorized TV movie about her life produced by Lifetime. A representative for Miss Spears said "Britney Spears will not be contributing in any way, shape or form to the Lifetime biopic, nor does it have her blessing," We should team up with Monty Python, I can see it now... mistaken as talented and surrounded by her followers only to be crucified by the media. Blondesville brings you, Life of Britney.
Village Idiot for 18 Jun 2016, Britney Spears
If Britney Spears Thinks it's Dumb it Must Be
When Britney Spears thinks what she does is dumb then you know it's got to be dumb. Britney was referring to the time she danced with a albino python at the MTV Video Music Awards. When asked if she would do it again she replied "Hell, no! It's so dumb. No! Never!" So having to touch a leathery creature grosses her out, I take it there won't be a repeat make out session with Madonna?
Village Idiot for 21 May 2016, Britney Spears
Britney Gets Into Mobile Gaming
Britney released a new mobile game this week called "American Dream" where you perform songs, design cover art and live in luxury after all your hard virtual work. The game gets progressively harder forcing you to shave your head and attack people in later levels. I wonder if you have to pay for the ex-husband and kids like she did, damn those in-app purchases.
Village Idiot for 30 Apr 2016, Britney Spears
Britney's Haunting Past
Details of Britney's disastrous past have come to light thanks to her ex-manager Sam Lutfi who revealed in court documents that Britney resorted to drugs after losing custody of her kids. The documents claim "She spent a night in a parking lot, then called Sam and told him he was one of the few people she trusted" Are you sure she wasn't just stuck in the car? Those child safety locks can be tricky.
Village Idiot for 12 Mar 2016, Britney Spears
Britney Doesn't Know Bit
Britney recently revealed that she doesn't use computers. Britney told V Magazine "I still don't use my computer, My kids use the computer more than I do! I understand that a lot of people are into it, and I have days where I write and stuff, but it's really not for me. It's not my thing." Who needs technology when you can get by with limited talent. Just make sure everyone behind the scenes is well versed with Auto-Tune.
Village Idiot for 6 Feb 2016, Britney Spears
Britney Takes a Beating
Britney's showed her bruised legs on Instagram claiming they were from working. Britney posted the pic captioned "Someone jokingly asked me what the hell I did yesterday... Check out my bruises that's what I did! Working hard on the new show! Get ready!!" A blonde with bruised knees and inner thighs = "working hard"? Yip, that's about right.