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Britney Spears Gossip and News
Village Idiot for 15 Jul 2017, Britney Spears
Britney Deny's Lip Syncing Facts
Britney tried to deny her lip syncing act on a TV interview in Israel. Britney said "A lot of people think that I don't sing live, Because I'm dancing so much, I do have a little bit of playback, but there's a mixture of my voice and the playback." She went on to say "It really pisses me off because I am busting my ass out there and singing at the same time and nobody ever really gives me credit for it." Imagine how pissed people are to find out you are lip syncing, unless you think your out of breath lumbering on stage qualifies as singing.
Village Idiot for 15 Apr 2017, Britney Spears
The End is Nigh for Britney
All shit things come to an end, Britney Spears will be ending her Las Vegas residence this December. Britney's manager Larry Rudolph said "We are done with this show, and our next move is undecided. We are still talking with Caesars Entertainment and other interested parties in Las Vegas" What will she do now, wander the wild's of America in search of Cheetos sustenance and another backup dancer mate.
Village Idiot for 4 Mar 2017, Britney Spears
Britney Flashes the Audience... Again
It looks like wardrobe malfunctions have become a theme at Britney's Vegas show after she flashed the audience again. While prancing around in a green glittering low cut leotard to her song "Work Bitch" her left breast made a break for it and stayed out for the remainder of the song. At this stage can we just admit the sheer entertainment value of watching this train wreck unfurl is way more fun than the music? Because who needs talent when you have tits.
Village Idiot for 14 Jan 2017, Britney Spears
Britney Spears Wants to Meet You
Britney is planning to escape her gilded cage and she's coming for you. Brit Twit wants to do another tour after her dismal 2011 "The Femme Fatale Tour". In an interview with Think Magazine Britney said "I hope we can do some touring! It'll be fun to see my fans from overseas who haven't been able to make it out to Las Vegas." I was under the impression the rule what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas would apply to her too. Time to hide your backup dancers, Britney is coming!
Village Idiot for 31 Dec 2016, Britney Spears
Britney Spears Was Hacked to Death
It seems Britney was the victim of a hack that almost killed her. After a year of celebrity deaths it looked like Britney was next when the Twitter account of Sony was hacked and sent out a tweet that Britney was dead. The tweet said "britney spears is dead by accident! we will tell you more soon. #RIPBritney". Since the tweets Miss Spears wanted to make sure we knew she was still alive by sharing photos of herself making weird hand gestures. Well that settles it, she must be alive. I wonder if 2016 would do a swapsy? Britney Spears for Prince, David Bowie, George Micheal or any other actual talent?
Village Idiot for 5 Nov 2016, Britney Spears
Britney Loves Wardrobe Malfunctions
Britney was discussing a recent wardrobe malfunction at her Vegas show saying "It was the second time I've worn it and I was on the guitar and it just popped and I was like, 'Oh, my God. It's never done that before!'" Britney went on saying "One of my dancers, Zach, he came to me and put a shirt on me... It was kind of invigorating!" Taking a page from Janet Jackson I see, if only her ex Justin Timberlake was there to assist.
Village Idiot for 15 Oct 2016, Britney Spears
Britney Thinks Dating is Silly
Britney is happy being single telling the Jonathan Ross Show "It's just the mind game with guys, the calling back and the texting, it's just too much, it's silly." Britney went on to say "Actually I'm not looking for men right now, I'm really happy with myself, I'm fine with the way I am." What happened to the good old days when you could marry a guy for 2 days and have kids with a backup dancer. Now it's all about getting to know someone and having conversations.
Village Idiot for 24 Sep 2016, Britney Spears
Britney Doesn't Listen to Britney
Britney recently revealed that she doesn't listen to her own music instead relying on others to tell her whats good. Brit Twit said "It's funny, because I don't really listen to my music" she went on to say "Of course, I sing my songs every night (at my residency) and I have to listen to it that way". The flaw in her otherwise genius plan of avoiding her music, she gets paid to sing her own songs. Damn you cruel world!
Village Idiot for 3 Sep 2016, Britney Spears
Life of Britney - The True Story of Britney Spears
Britney Spears' team has revealed that she will not be involved in the unauthorized TV movie about her life produced by Lifetime. A representative for Miss Spears said "Britney Spears will not be contributing in any way, shape or form to the Lifetime biopic, nor does it have her blessing," We should team up with Monty Python, I can see it now... mistaken as talented and surrounded by her followers only to be crucified by the media. Blondesville brings you, Life of Britney.
Village Idiot for 18 Jun 2016, Britney Spears
If Britney Spears Thinks it's Dumb it Must Be
When Britney Spears thinks what she does is dumb then you know it's got to be dumb. Britney was referring to the time she danced with a albino python at the MTV Video Music Awards. When asked if she would do it again she replied "Hell, no! It's so dumb. No! Never!" So having to touch a leathery creature grosses her out, I take it there won't be a repeat make out session with Madonna?