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Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson

22 November 1984, USA

"I love the whole DJ vibe thing."
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Scarlett Johansson Gossip and News

Village Idiot for 20 Aug 2016, Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett is Hollywood Box Office Gold

Box Office Mojo has revealed that Miss Johansson is the highest grossing actress of all time. Scarlett's movies have brought in a whopping $3.3 billion dollars in domestic box office revenue. Scarlett was tenth on the list of ten and was not only the youngest and only female on the list but also the only Blonde.
Village Idiot for 6 Dec 2014, Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett's Secret Nuptial's

Scarlett Johansson and her baby daddy, Romain Dauriac, tied the knot a month after giving birth to their daughter Rose and kept the whole thing under wraps. The couple had the wedding in a secret location somewhere in the US to avoid any publicity. Wait a minute, a celebrity avoiding publicity? You mean there are people that value their privacy? All those years of cleavage distraction and then you pull the trigger. Well played Agent Romanoff, you win this round.
Village Idiot for 31 May 2014, Scarlett Johansson

Whatever You Do, Don't Call ScarJo, ScarJo

Miss Johansson revealed she's not too fond of celebrity nicknames especially her own - ScarJo. ScarJo told Glamour magazine "I associate that name with, like, pop stars. It sounds tacky. It's lazy and flippant... There's something insulting about it," A rose by any other name would still complain about the tackiness. Why can't people treat her like she treats other? You there, servant, come here.
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Village Idiot for 1 Feb 2014, Scarlett Johansson

Too hot for Fox... and Oxfam

After having her TV commercial banned from Fox for saying "Sorry, Coke and Pepsi", ScarJo has now ended her role as ambassador for Oxfam over the very same ad. Mediaite reports "SodaStream has a large factory presence in the West Bank, while Oxfam boycotts trade from Israeli settlements." Oxfam stated "Scarlett Johansson has respectfully decided to end her ambassador role with Oxfam after eight years," Considering the advert (see below) I would have thought the overly sexual advances on a straw would have been the topic of discussion but no, capitalism gets all the attention.

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Village Idiot for 23 Nov 2013, Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett's XXX Fever

In an interview with Marie Claire for her latest movie "Don Jon" Miss Johansson admitted that she was cool with pornography. Scarlett said "I think porn, like anything else, can be enjoyed. It can be productive for both men and women." Later she did admit, when questioned about the amount of porn watched by her character's boyfriend, "If I found out my boyfriend watched that much porn I would be totally flabbergasted, for sure" So quality, not quantity is what she's saying, right? She's more of a porn connoisseur, not the bulk buying kinda girl.
Village Idiot for 7 Sep 2013, Scarlett Johansson

Round Two, Lost in Translatio

Reps have confirmed that Miss Johansson, previously married to Ryan Reynolds for 3 years, is now engaged to French journalist Romain Dauriac. After Scarlett was spotted at the Venice Film Festival wearing an engagement ring her representative has stated "I can confirm that Scarlett and Romain are engaged," Romain and Agent Romanoff, I see what she did there.
Village Idiot for 14 Jul 2012, Scarlett Johansson

Temporary Idiot Status

Please note this Village Idiot status will stay in place until Miss Johansson sign's up for the sequel to 'The Avengers' netting her a cool $20 million. After the success of 'The Avengers' grossing $1 billion, Movie bosses are keep for Scarlett to reprise her role in the sequel. A source said "Producers think that as the only lead woman in the film male fans have found her a key ingredient - both for sex and story appeal." Yes, story appeal, where would the story have gone without her? You've got to strike while the girls are still perky.
Village Idiot for 23 Jun 2012, Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Who?

Tired of fame, Miss Johansson told an Italian magazine she would rather have anonymity as an actress than be "Sexiest Women". Scarlett told Grazia Italia magazine "I also think there are so many wonderful women out there, and they aren't even actresses! I don't like being labelled as 'the sexiest woman alive'. As an actress I prefer to maintain the anonymity." I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention, something about boobs, right? You said Scarlett Johansson whose entire career pretty much revolves because of and around her chest. Alright men, you heard the lady, no more eye contact. Give the lady her privacy, stare at something else when talking to her.
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Village Idiot for 28 Apr 2012, Scarlett Johansson

Prepare for another International Chicken Incident

The blondes are taking on buffalo wings again, this time in the form of Scarlett Johansson giving up on her strict diet to fit in her 'Black Widow' suit. Scarlett told Fox411 "Oh my good [I am obsessed] with buffalo chicken wings, I am addicted to them. You will have to roll me down the red carpet next time you see me." I guess the question is - are you a wing or a breast man?
Village Idiot for 5 Nov 2011, Scarlett Johansson

Hard Case to Crack

After launching an FBI investigation into hacked nude photo's Miss Johansson has confessed to Vanity Fair magazine that the photo's are of her but were sent to now ex-hubby, Ryan Reynolds. "Those are old, from three years ago," Scarlett told the magazine "They were sent to my husband," Scarlett went on to say "There's nothing wrong with that, It's not like I was shooting a porno - although there's nothing wrong with that, either." I feel sorry for those poor FBI agents having to "investigate" her case, day in and day out studying every angle, zoom in, zoom out. Damn it Mulder, put it away.