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Cameron Diaz Gossip and News
Village Idiot for 17 Jun 2017, Cameron Diaz
Cameron's Cringe Worthy Excuse
Cameron Diaz finally revealed why she waited till she was 43 to get married. Cameron spoke on a panel with fellow blonde Gwyneth Paltrow saying "I just hadn't met my husband" going on to say "I had boyfriends before, and there's a really, really distinct difference between husbands and boyfriends." Same thing happened to me, I never met my surgeon until I needed an operation. Sure I'd seen doctors before but there's a distinct difference between doctors and surgeons.
Village Idiot for 11 Jun 2016, Cameron Diaz
Absolutely No Judgement
Miss Diaz has revealed she has no judgement against Botox. The actress said "I have absolutely no judgement on what makes people feel good about themselves." she went on to say "The places that the Botox doesn't reach are still aging." What do you mean the places it doesn't reach? Is she talking about her crinkled Kraken?
Village Idiot for 14 Mar 2015, Cameron Diaz
Blinded By Science and Cameron Diaz Logic
We're doing it all wrong, at least according to scientist Dr. Diaz. Cameron said in an interview with Cosmopolitan UK "I think social media is a crazy-ass experiment on society," Miss Diaz went on to say "The way people use it to get validation from a bunch of strangers is dangerous. What's the point?" Ya whats the point? If Cameron needs publicity she does it the old fashioned way talking about vagina's, you know the classy way of getting masses of people to pay attention.
Village Idiot for 13 Sep 2014, Cameron Diaz
Publicity 101, be Relevant
After last weeks "The Fappening" Miss Diaz added her two cents calling it a "major violation" all while promoting her new movie "Sex Tape" which happens to be about a sex tape being released via iCloud. Cameron told iTV "This can happen to anyone. If these guys can do it to this group of people then everyone's vulnerable to it. I think that people really need to look at... how would they feel if it happened to them?" How would you feel if it happened to you? Don't worry we did the thinking for you, just watch my latest movie where we explore the subject matter as a comedy.
Village Idiot for 5 Jul 2014, Cameron Diaz
No Babies for Miss Diaz
In an interview with Esquire Cameron revealed she's not interested in having kids and is happy she didn't have any because kids are just too much work. Cameron went on to talk about her age saying "I like being 41. I love it. So much s--t just falls away. Fear, mostly. It's the best age. That's when a woman knows how to work things, or she doesn't care about that anymore. You just stop being afraid. You don't worry about what men think. You just don't worry that time registers anything awful" Well the doors not closed yet, adopting from small African villages is the Hollywood norm.
Village Idiot for 24 May 2014, Cameron Diaz
Cameron the Chameleon
It all makes sense now, these last few weeks discussing bushy vagina's and armpits. During an interview Cameron was asked if she had ever been with a women and replied "Yes, I have been with a lady." Asked if more than once Cameron answered "You didn't ask explicitly how I was with a lady, but I have been with a lady." How have you been with a women, was it awkward and wooden? Did you do it on your knees, did you remember to say please? You've been there, done that. And you know what you know. I guess we'll keep guessing, Oh, the places you'll go.
Village Idiot for 26 Apr 2014, Cameron Diaz
Cameron's Beauty tip Bonanza
After recently promoting the virtues of bushy vagina's, Miss Diaz has gone on to armpits and their odours. Cameron told E! News "I don't believe in antiperspirant. It's really bad for you. I haven't used it for almost 20 years." going on to say "You're stinky, because you use antiperspirant. It keeps all the stink in." Cameron even advises men to not use deodorant saying "Let it go and just trim your armpit hair so it doesn't hold onto the scent." No wonder Charlie always gave orders to the Angels over the phone.
Village Idiot for 11 Jan 2014, Cameron Diaz
In her new book Miss Diaz talks about various grooming habit's including her pubes. Cameron writes "I hear that there's a big fad these days of young women undergoing laser hair removal on all of their lady bits." adding "The idea that vaginas are preferable in a hairless state is a pretty recent phenomenon, and all fads change, people." Fair enough so far, then she went on to say "Twenty years from now, you will still want to be presenting it to someone special, and it would be nice to let him or her unwrap it like the gift that it is." While I don't expect the scorched earth policy to be applied to your nether regions I also don't want to carry around a machete to hack through the thicket. I'm not saying it has to be a topiary garden down below but do a guy a favour.
Village Idiot for 19 May 2012, Cameron Diaz
Cameron Talks Boobs
During a press-junket to discuss her new movie 'What to Expect When You're Expecting', Diaz turned to the subject of boobs, and then took a sharp left of anyone expecting something raunchy and discussed saggy boob breastfeeding. Diaz told the story of Maasai women in Africa who go back to work after giving birth and "... throw your breast over your shoulder and the baby is strapped to your back so it suckles" You were expecting a better story about boobs from Miss Diaz weren't you? Alas the only thing you will think of from now on when hearing Cameron Diaz and boobs will be saggy breastfeeding. You're welcome.
Village Idiot for 23 Dec 2006, Cameron Diaz
Who's says you need a celebrity budget to relax when all you got a do is lay back and... well, get laid. Miss Diaz told the Sydney Morning Herald "Sex is the most amazing stress reliever. I actually think it's the best thing for everything!" Cameron added "I love being physical, I love to get my heart-rate up and I love sweating. Sex is undoubtedly the best way to do that!" My hate for Justin Timberlake grows with every day that goes by.