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Heidi Klum Gossip and News
Village Idiot for 12 Nov 2016, Heidi Klum
Heidi has Naked Ambitions for the Future
In a recent interview Heidi Klum revealed that she plans on staying topless well into her 60's. Heidi told People magazine "I'm also probably going to be the girl on the beach with no top on when I'm 60.... I'm gonna be that 60-year-old woman laying on the beach with just my bottoms on." On the plus side if she ever gets lost from dumb blonde dementia we can just follow the trail left behind as she drags her nipples down the beach.
Village Idiot for 15 Sep 2012, Heidi Klum
Banging the Bodyguard
After ex-hubby, Seal, complained to TMZ that Heidi should have waited until they were separated before she decided to "fornicate with the help." Miss Klum decided to set the record straight. During an interview with Katie Couric, Heidi confirmed she was dating her ex-bodyguard, Martin Kristen, and said that Seal had used a "unique choice of words" and denied that she cheated on him during their marriage. Wow this divorce got ugly quick. What she wouldn't give to be Kali Goddess of destruction, I think she still has the costume.
Village Idiot for 13 Feb 2010, Heidi Klum
Not so Happy Valentines Day
Unable to spend Valentines day with hubby Seal due to filming of 'Project Runway', Heidi has opted to give her man a "fun box" in lieu of her presence/pleasure. Heidi said "I'm making a very fun box of heart things. Kind of like an explosion of things; confetti hearts with cute underwear and chocolates. It's a fun surprise box for him." With a swimsuit model as your wife I'm sure there aren't too many boxes nearly as fun. I bet she left some lube and tissue's too - Happy Valentines day, go fuck yourself.