Village Idiot for 15 Oct 2016, Britney Spears
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Britney Spears as the Village Idiot

Britney Thinks Dating is Silly

Britney is happy being single telling the Jonathan Ross Show "It's just the mind game with guys, the calling back and the texting, it's just too much, it's silly." Britney went on to say "Actually I'm not looking for men right now, I'm really happy with myself, I'm fine with the way I am." What happened to the good old days when you could marry a guy for 2 days and have kids with a backup dancer. Now it's all about getting to know someone and having conversations.

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More Britney Spears News

Village Idiot for 4 Mar 2017, Britney Spears

Britney Flashes the Audience... Again

It looks like wardrobe malfunctions have become a theme at Britney's Vegas show after she flashed the audience again. While prancing around in a green glittering low cut leotard to her song "Work Bitch" her left breast made a break for it and stayed out for the remainder of the song. At this stage can we just admit the sheer entertainment value of watching this train wreck unfurl is way more fun than the music? Because who needs talent when you have tits.
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Village Idiot for 14 Jan 2017, Britney Spears

Britney Spears Wants to Meet You

Britney is planning to escape her gilded cage and she's coming for you. Brit Twit wants to do another tour after her dismal 2011 "The Femme Fatale Tour". In an interview with Think Magazine Britney said "I hope we can do some touring! It'll be fun to see my fans from overseas who haven't been able to make it out to Las Vegas." I was under the impression the rule what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas would apply to her too. Time to hide your backup dancers, Britney is coming!
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Village Idiot for 31 Dec 2016, Britney Spears

Britney Spears Was Hacked to Death

It seems Britney was the victim of a hack that almost killed her. After a year of celebrity deaths it looked like Britney was next when the Twitter account of Sony was hacked and sent out a tweet that Britney was dead. The tweet said "britney spears is dead by accident! we will tell you more soon. #RIPBritney". Since the tweets Miss Spears wanted to make sure we knew she was still alive by sharing photos of herself making weird hand gestures. Well that settles it, she must be alive. I wonder if 2016 would do a swapsy? Britney Spears for Prince, David Bowie, George Micheal or any other actual talent?
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Village Idiot for 5 Nov 2016, Britney Spears

Britney Loves Wardrobe Malfunctions

Britney was discussing a recent wardrobe malfunction at her Vegas show saying "It was the second time I've worn it and I was on the guitar and it just popped and I was like, 'Oh, my God. It's never done that before!'" Britney went on saying "One of my dancers, Zach, he came to me and put a shirt on me... It was kind of invigorating!" Taking a page from Janet Jackson I see, if only her ex Justin Timberlake was there to assist.
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