Village Idiot for 24 Dec 2016, Gwyneth Paltrow
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Gwyneth Paltrow as the Village Idiot

Can You Help Gwyneth Paltrow with her G Spot?

The always creative Miss Paltrow has created a travel app called G. Spotting. It's basically a group of guides organized by personality type like foodie and hipster because why pretend to be normal now. Gwyneth even said she prefers to ask truck drivers where to get pizza instead of hotel concierge. That's right people, Gwyneth Paltrow, her lady bits and truck drivers all in one post. You do the math.

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Village Idiot for 4 Feb 2017, Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Knows Where You Can Stick It

Gwyneth Paltrow has moved on from steaming her vagina and is now recommending you stick jade eggs up there instead. However, as you might have guessed a few doctors have come out and recommended not sticking jade eggs in your vagina because modern science or something. I always wondered if girls had "family jewels", now we know. Anyway, the secrets out now, the next celebrity robbed in Paris is getting a full cavity search thanks to Gwyneth.
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Village Idiot for 7 Jan 2017, Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow Takes Aim at Chris Martin

Gwyneth Paltrow says her ex Chris Martin would "take a bullet for her", whether he wants to or not I assume. In an interview with InStyle Gwyneth talked about her relationship with her conscious uncoupling partner saying "And to this day, Chris would take a bullet for me," Paltrow adds, "even though I'm not his wife." Does she know that after the divorce he removed her from his will? I'm pretty sure the kids are the only ones getting something out of this theory of hers.
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Village Idiot for 26 Nov 2016, Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth has Some Interesting World Views

Gwyneth Paltrow revealed her views on the world at a recent AirBnB conference which looked at everything from raising her children to US politics. To start with when asked about traveling with children she jokingly recommended "Xanax and alcohol". She went on to politics saying it was "an exciting time to be an American" despite the divide in the country. I suppose everything's exciting when you start the day with Gwyneth's custom Xanax and alcohol cocktail. Not now kids, mommies thinking about who to vote for.
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Village Idiot for 1 Oct 2016, Gwyneth Paltrow

You Guys Need to Stop Being Sexist

Gwyneth thinks she gets no respect because we're all sexist. In an interview with Lena Dunham, Gwyneth talked about GOOP saying "Everybody wants you in the caricature of you if you're a woman" and "If you start to cast that off, it makes people very uncomfortable," We hate her because shes a girl, so that settles that. It has nothing to do with the ridiculousness of her steamed vagina practices or hawking over priced crap.
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