Village Idiot for 6 May 2017, Scarlett Johansson
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Scarlett Johansson as the Village Idiot

Scarlett Will Take You Down

Scarlett Johansson revealed she has started taking self defense lessons after an incident with a reporter. Scarlett said "I actually started recently taking self-defense classes because, actually, I was giving an interview and the interviewer asked me if I could beat him up in the interview" going on to say "So yeah, I made a promise to myself that I should not just look like I know how to kick ass but actually be able to" Future press junkets are gonna be way more entertaining. Holding journalists in a headlock "Ask a nice question or tap out bitch!"

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More Scarlett Johansson News

Village Idiot for 11 Mar 2017, Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett's Divorce is Getting Dirty

Scarlett is now in a custody battle after announcing that she has filed for divorce from Romain Dauriac. Scarlett has asked for primary custody of their 3-year-old daughter Rose but Romain plans on fighting it in court. It's a tale as old as time, it was love at first sight of the bank account. With Scarlett being Hollywood box office gold you can only imagine the amount of money he can squeeze out of her until Rose turns 18.
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Village Idiot for 18 Feb 2017, Scarlett Johansson

You Can't Tie Scarlett Down

Scarlett thinks monogamy is unnatural. In a recent interview with Playboy Miss Johansson said "I don't think it's natural to be a monogamous person." going on to say "it is such work for so many people - for everyone - the fact of that proves that it is not a natural thing." Ya, it's hard, so fuck it. You don't see animals struggling to survive in nature, that would be unnatural. Anyways, marriage over, off to the orgy.
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Village Idiot for 20 Aug 2016, Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett is Hollywood Box Office Gold

Box Office Mojo has revealed that Miss Johansson is the highest grossing actress of all time. Scarlett's movies have brought in a whopping $3.3 billion dollars in domestic box office revenue. Scarlett was tenth on the list of ten and was not only the youngest and only female on the list but also the only Blonde.
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Village Idiot for 6 Dec 2014, Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett's Secret Nuptial's

Scarlett Johansson and her baby daddy, Romain Dauriac, tied the knot a month after giving birth to their daughter Rose and kept the whole thing under wraps. The couple had the wedding in a secret location somewhere in the US to avoid any publicity. Wait a minute, a celebrity avoiding publicity? You mean there are people that value their privacy? All those years of cleavage distraction and then you pull the trigger. Well played Agent Romanoff, you win this round.
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