Village Idiot for 13 May 2017, Paris Hilton
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Paris Hilton as the Village Idiot

Selfie Starter or Armageddon Instigator?

Pseudo celeb Paris claims that she invented the selfie and admits to her part in destroying mankind. Paris told W Magazine "If a beeper had a camera, I would have taken a selfie with it," going on to say "I think I have a selfie from when I was a little kid, like on a disposable camera". Porn star Paris went on to admit to her crimes against humanity saying "We started a whole new genre of celebrity that no one had seen before" claiming it's now "so easy becoming famous, anybody with a phone can do it." So how do I contact the Hague to get the ball rolling on this one?

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More Paris Hilton News

Village Idiot for 17 Sep 2016, Paris Hilton

Hilton Gives Horny Homeless a Hand

A homeless man was spared a life of pain and misery when Porn Star Paris gave him money instead of sleeping with him. A homeless man had been standing outside the Bagatelle asking for money telling people it was for "pizza and sex". According to a witness pseudo celeb Paris "gave the man a crisp Benjamin Franklin." I assume it was all down to scheduling, $100 normally gets you a half day girlfriend experience with Paris.
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Village Idiot for 6 Aug 2016, Paris Hilton

ISIS is Targeting Paris... Hilton?

Porn star Paris thinks ISIS will target her because she's so famous. Paris told a Spanish newspaper "I'm constantly moving around from one country to another and I'm a famous person who could be a definite target for an attack" I'm pretty sure she's safe, no one in their right mind would go near her considering the weapons grade STD's she amassed over the years. The again it wouldn't hurt to have her holed up in a bunker for the next 10, 20 or even 100 years until the the threat has passed.
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Village Idiot for 16 Jan 2016, Paris Hilton

The Beginning of the End

In a recent interview Porn Star Paris revealed that she created her "baby voice" to manipulate her parents and boyfriends to get what she wanted. Paris said "[The baby voice] developed when I was like really young. If I wanted to get something from my dad, I'd be like, 'Dad, I really want this!" It's all down to bad parenting so make sure you smack your kids, you don't want to create another pseudo celeb.
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Village Idiot for 15 Aug 2015, Paris Hilton

No one Wants to Touch Perfect Paris

In a recent interview Paris Hilton claimed that her doctor refuses to give her botox because her skin is "perfect". Paris said "I even asked my dermatologist if I should do it and he's like, 'I refuse to do it to you... Your skin is perfect. I will not do it to you until you need it and I don't know if you ever will.'" I'm sure we all believe that as much as we believe her sex tape was stolen and distributed against her will.
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