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Kesha Gossip and News
Village Idiot for 28 Dec 2013, Kesha
Boobs, need I say more?
Ending the year on a crazy note, Ke$ha has revealed her breasts help her create her music. Ke$ha told a reporter "What I do is I turn off all the lights and I walk over to the piano naked. Then I gently lower myself and my boobs. They go on the keys and I just let them tickle the ivories. They really just go crazy." I tried making music with my penis once, all I managed was chopsticks. C'est la vie.
Village Idiot for 2 Nov 2013, Kesha
So what are you in for?
Ke$ha has been banned from performing in Malaysia after authorities in the Muslim-majority country said it would "hurt cultural and religious sensitivities," The ban was imposed the night before the concert, even though Ke$sha had promised to change aspects of the concert, with the organizer claiming they would lose $350,000. Ke$ha tweeted "To be clear. I did NOT cancel," she wrote, "I was not allowed to play. and then I was going to play anyways and was threatened with imprisonment." I can imagine a Malaysian prison resembling a circus with the number of things they deem offensive. Murders, rapists, performers...
Village Idiot for 3 Aug 2013, Kesha
Sit, Stay, Good Girl
Ke$ha recently revealed that she was born with a tiny tail which was later chopped off. Ke$ha told 'Heat' magazine "I had a tail when I was born. It was a tiny tail, about a quarter of an inch, then they chopped it off and stole my tail. That was when I was little. I'm really sad about that story." This explains why she has such a hard time parting with anything, like making jewellery from teeth and drinking her own pee.
Village Idiot for 13 Jul 2013, Kesha
Grin and Bare it?
The always in need of attention Ke$ha has released a jewelry line made of real human teeth. Ke$ha has previously worn a headdress made from her fans teeth and has now decided to start a jewelry line composed of human teeth. The "Cannibal Collection", as it's known, features gold cast tooth charm bracelet, tooth earrings, a tooth pendant and a tooth ring. Looks like not even the tooth fairy can escape the recession resorting to selling stock for "jewelry". I hope there's quality control when it comes to the gold covered teeth, I except quality when I'm spending mula on a molar.
Village Idiot for 25 May 2013, Kesha
Perpetual Publicity Machine
Keen to debunk science Ke$ha is keeping her TV show "Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life" ticking over by drinking her own pee. In a recent episode after hearing a friend talk about piss drinking Ke$ha decided to pee into a bottle and drink it all while in the backseat of a moving car. Welcome to the Village Idiot, cell block P, enjoy your stay. Unless you're Bear Grylls stuck in the desert there is no excuse for drinking your own, or anyone else's, piss.