Village Idiot for 1 Jul 2017, Pamela Anderson
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Pamela is Open for Business and Foreign Relations

Pamela is dipping her toes into the world of business and foreign politics by opening a vegan restaurant in France. In an elaborate ploy to get French President Emmanuel Macron to free her love Julian Assange, Pamela wrote "I am opening a new vegan restaurant in France in July, and I would like to extend my invitation to the new President and his First Lady." I'm not sure forcing him to eat vegan food is the best move. As a Frenchie offering to be a mistress is probably the way to go.

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Village Idiot for 22 Apr 2017, Pamela Anderson

The Picture of Pamela Anderson

Pamela reportedly stormed off a TV show after an old school photo was shown. Pamela's negative reaction to her old school photo was on the show "Celebrity Juice" with host Keith Lemon saying "She just suddenly picked up her fur stole and stormed off home!" Maybe the photo was cursed and shows what she really looks like sans cosmetic surgery like Dorian Gray.
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Village Idiot for 18 Mar 2017, Pamela Anderson

Pamela's Political Poetry

Pamela Anderson has taken her love for Julian Assange to the next level by writing a poem about him. The poem is long but opens with the following... "Julian Assange is the most intelligent, interesting, and informed man in existence. Yes- I think he's quite sexy. He has tremendous strength and stamina- though vulnerable." Right, so that just happened. I figure she wrote it in her diary and just had to share it with the world. Next step, sneaking out of the embassy window to elope. Shhh, don't tell the police.
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Village Idiot for 25 Feb 2017, Pamela Anderson

Pamela Has a Thing for Bad Boys

It looks like Pamela Anderson has her next husband lined up in the form of Wikileaks founder Julian Assange. Apparently Pamela has been visiting Julian at the Ecuadorean Embassy in London where he's been holed up for the last 4 years with one observer saying "She seems to be wearing sexier outfits every time she visits". This sounds like some elaborate ploy by the Mounties to get their man. We need to send in our best spy, send in agent IQ 007.
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Village Idiot for 10 Sep 2016, Pamela Anderson

Pamela Anderson Starred in a Porn... PSA

Former Playmate and sex tape star, Pamela Anderson, recently asked people to stop watching porn. Pamela referenced penis model Anthony Weiner in an op-ed in the WSJ saying "If anyone still had doubts about the addictive dangers of pornography, Anthony Weiner should have put paid to them with his repeated, self-sabotaging sexting" That's right people, watching porn is bad, starring in it on the other hand is a great way to become famous for no reason.
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