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2016 Top 10 Celebrity Village Idiots

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Top 10 Celebrity Village Idiots

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Latest Blonde Celebrity Gossip and News

Village Idiot for 7 Jan 2017, Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow Takes Aim at Chris Martin

Gwyneth Paltrow says her ex Chris Martin would "take a bullet for her", whether he wants to or not I assume. In an interview with InStyle Gwyneth talked about her relationship with her conscious uncoupling partner saying "And to this day, Chris would take a bullet for me," Paltrow adds, "even though I'm not his wife." Does she know that after the divorce he removed her from his will? I'm pretty sure the kids are the only ones getting something out of this theory of hers.
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Village Idiot for 31 Dec 2016, Britney Spears

Britney Spears Was Hacked to Death

It seems Britney was the victim of a hack that almost killed her. After a year of celebrity deaths it looked like Britney was next when the Twitter account of Sony was hacked and sent out a tweet that Britney was dead. The tweet said "britney spears is dead by accident! we will tell you more soon. #RIPBritney". Since the tweets Miss Spears wanted to make sure we knew she was still alive by sharing photos of herself making weird hand gestures. Well that settles it, she must be alive. I wonder if 2016 would do a swapsy? Britney Spears for Prince, David Bowie, George Micheal or any other actual talent?
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Village Idiot for 24 Dec 2016, Gwyneth Paltrow

Can You Help Gwyneth Paltrow with her G Spot?

The always creative Miss Paltrow has created a travel app called G. Spotting. It's basically a group of guides organized by personality type like foodie and hipster because why pretend to be normal now. Gwyneth even said she prefers to ask truck drivers where to get pizza instead of hotel concierge. That's right people, Gwyneth Paltrow, her lady bits and truck drivers all in one post. You do the math.
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Village Idiot for 17 Dec 2016, Jennifer Lawrence

Jennifer Lawrence Apologizes for Her Itchy Bum Story

Miss Lawrence has apologized after telling a story about her itchy bum on a talk show. During her appearance on The Graham Norton Show Jennifer revealed she accidentally dislodged a sacred rock in Hawaii when she used it to scratch her butt while on the set of the Hunger Games in 2012. She then said she was cursed because the rock also almost killed the sound guy as it rolled downhill. Basically the wrath of the sacred rock God was less of an issue than that of people on the internet.
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Village Idiot for 10 Dec 2016, Madonna

Madonna's Scandalous Malawi Fundraiser

Madonna decided to take things up a notch for a fundraiser for Malawi's first pediatric surgery and intensive care unit that would be renamed Mercy James Institute of Pediatric Surgery and Intensive Care, after Madonna's adopted daughter. During proceedings Madonna performed Britney Spears' "Toxic" and even offered to remarry her ex, Sean Penn if he bid $150,000, which he did. Madonna carried on with random insults about Trump and admitted the most outrageous thing she ever did was stick around as an entertainer for 34 years and then threatened to sick around for another 34 years if she felt like it. Somethings gone terribly wrong with the space time continuum. Madonna is remarrying Sean Penn and planning on sticking around for another 3 decades. Somehow she got her hands on a flux capacitor, we need Doc and Marty.
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