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2017 Top 10 Celebrity Village Idiots

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Top 10 Celebrity Village Idiots

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Latest Blonde Celebrity Gossip and News

Village Idiot for 12 Aug 2017, Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth is the Neighbour from Hell

Miss Paltrow has been annoying people for years with her crazy claims but now the annoyances are closer to home. Gwyneth has pissed off her neighbours with plans for a massive mansion that all her neighbours hate. A spokesperson said "She's created an uproar with neighbors on all three sides," going on to say "Michael and the other neighbors have tried to work with her, and they've gotten nowhere". If they're looking for ways to calm down I hear she has some jade eggs for sale.
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Village Idiot for 5 Aug 2017, Jennifer Lawrence

Jennifer Hurls Chunks on Broadway

Jennifer Lawrence is the latest victim of Olivia Wilde's Broadway production of 1984. Page Six reports "Midway through the show, Jennifer Lawrence bolted from her seat. Several people saw her getting sick in the lobby. The ushers were very helpful and courteous in helping her out." It's always hard to watch a blonde choose to spit instead of swallow.
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Village Idiot for 29 Jul 2017, Pamela Anderson

Pamela Practices the Pull Out Method

Pamela Anderson has pulled out of a venture into the restaurant business and in the process her plan to lure the French President to dinner and give asylum to Julian Assange also fell apart. Pamela wrote "Due to circumstances out of my control, I have to remove my name from the collaboration with Christophe Leroy," she wrote. "This was a labor of love for the Animals - to showcase a sexy vegan experience in my favorite village." Time for Plan B, and also an alternative approach to saving Julian.
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Village Idiot for 22 Jul 2017, Charlize Theron

Charlize Goes Both Ways... On Screen

Charlize revealed that making love on screen is different when you're with a man vs with a woman. Charlize said "I enjoy both -- yes!" she smiled. "Doing a love scene with guys is different, but I enjoy both." Her home movie collection must be interesting, all that method acting recorded purely for research purposes.
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Village Idiot for 15 Jul 2017, Britney Spears

Britney Deny's Lip Syncing Facts

Britney tried to deny her lip syncing act on a TV interview in Israel. Britney said "A lot of people think that I don't sing live, Because I'm dancing so much, I do have a little bit of playback, but there's a mixture of my voice and the playback." She went on to say "It really pisses me off because I am busting my ass out there and singing at the same time and nobody ever really gives me credit for it." Imagine how pissed people are to find out you are lip syncing, unless you think your out of breath lumbering on stage qualifies as singing.
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