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Top 10 Celebrity Village Idiots

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Latest Blonde Celebrity Gossip and News

Village Idiot for 17 Jun 2017, Cameron Diaz

Cameron's Cringe Worthy Excuse

Cameron Diaz finally revealed why she waited till she was 43 to get married. Cameron spoke on a panel with fellow blonde Gwyneth Paltrow saying "I just hadn't met my husband" going on to say "I had boyfriends before, and there's a really, really distinct difference between husbands and boyfriends." Same thing happened to me, I never met my surgeon until I needed an operation. Sure I'd seen doctors before but there's a distinct difference between doctors and surgeons.
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Village Idiot for 10 Jun 2017, Alicia Silverstone

Clueless About Batgirl

Clueless star Alicia Silverstone says she want's another stab at playing Batgirl after her 1997 flop opposite George Clooney. Alicia says "I feel like I could do a much better Batgirl now than I did then... because I'm older and my acting is better." 20 years later she hardly qualifies for the "girl" part. All I can think of is poor Ben Affleck having to play opposite her with pal Clooney giving him Batman acting advice, the internet might just implode.
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Village Idiot for 3 Jun 2017, Jessica Simpson

Jessica's Uterus is Closed for Business

Mother of two Jessica Simpson has dispelled pregnancy rumours while on the Ellen Show. A ditzy Jessica told Ellen "I'm not pregnant" she said "We got an IUD, nothing's gonna get in that uterus." Pretty sure there will be more genetic material in that uterus but like her brain cells they won't accomplish anything useful.
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Village Idiot for 27 May 2017, Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth is Open to Being Fucked

Gwyneth revealed that in business she's open to being fucked with, as long as you bring your A game. On the Fast Company panel Gwyneth said "I'm interested in criticism based on fact, not on projections" going on to say "If you want to f**k with me, bring your A game!" Those jade eggs she smuggles in her vagina must be acting like a set of balls. Get your Gwyneth Paltrow lubed jade eggs for $99 while stocks last.
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Village Idiot for 20 May 2017, Jennifer Lawrence

Jennifer Won't Apologize for Pole Dancing

Jennifer Lawrence refuses to apologize after a recent video was leaked online. The video shows a drunken Jennifer at a strip club dancing on stage and stripping to her bra while picking up money. Jennifer wrote "Look, nobody wants to be reminded that they tried to dance on a stripper pole by the internet. It was one of my best friend's birthdays and I dropped my paranoia guard for one second to have fun. I'm not going to apologize, I had a BLAST that night." A blondes got to do what a blondes got to do, just let nature take it's course.
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