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2017 Top 10 Celebrity Village Idiots

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Top 10 Celebrity Village Idiots

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Latest Blonde Celebrity Gossip and News

Village Idiot for 13 May 2017, Paris Hilton

Selfie Starter or Armageddon Instigator?

Pseudo celeb Paris claims that she invented the selfie and admits to her part in destroying mankind. Paris told W Magazine "If a beeper had a camera, I would have taken a selfie with it," going on to say "I think I have a selfie from when I was a little kid, like on a disposable camera". Porn star Paris went on to admit to her crimes against humanity saying "We started a whole new genre of celebrity that no one had seen before" claiming it's now "so easy becoming famous, anybody with a phone can do it." So how do I contact the Hague to get the ball rolling on this one?
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Village Idiot for 6 May 2017, Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Will Take You Down

Scarlett Johansson revealed she has started taking self defense lessons after an incident with a reporter. Scarlett said "I actually started recently taking self-defense classes because, actually, I was giving an interview and the interviewer asked me if I could beat him up in the interview" going on to say "So yeah, I made a promise to myself that I should not just look like I know how to kick ass but actually be able to" Future press junkets are gonna be way more entertaining. Holding journalists in a headlock "Ask a nice question or tap out bitch!"
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Village Idiot for 29 Apr 2017, Madonna

Madonna's Blonde Ambition

Madonna isn't too happy with a new movie about her coming out next year. The movie titled "Blonde Ambition" tells the story of Madonna in 1980s New York from her first album to her love life. Madge has since taken to Instagram saying "Nobody knows what I know and what I have seen, Only I can tell my story. Anyone else who tries is a charlatan and a fool." Only she can tell her story, the bits she remembers that is. The 80's, so much fun, so many drugs.
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Village Idiot for 22 Apr 2017, Pamela Anderson

The Picture of Pamela Anderson

Pamela reportedly stormed off a TV show after an old school photo was shown. Pamela's negative reaction to her old school photo was on the show "Celebrity Juice" with host Keith Lemon saying "She just suddenly picked up her fur stole and stormed off home!" Maybe the photo was cursed and shows what she really looks like sans cosmetic surgery like Dorian Gray.
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Village Idiot for 15 Apr 2017, Britney Spears

The End is Nigh for Britney

All shit things come to an end, Britney Spears will be ending her Las Vegas residence this December. Britney's manager Larry Rudolph said "We are done with this show, and our next move is undecided. We are still talking with Caesars Entertainment and other interested parties in Las Vegas" What will she do now, wander the wild's of America in search of Cheetos sustenance and another backup dancer mate.
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