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2017 Top 10 Celebrity Village Idiots

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Top 10 Celebrity Village Idiots

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Latest Blonde Celebrity Gossip and News

Village Idiot for 11 Mar 2017, Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett's Divorce is Getting Dirty

Scarlett is now in a custody battle after announcing that she has filed for divorce from Romain Dauriac. Scarlett has asked for primary custody of their 3-year-old daughter Rose but Romain plans on fighting it in court. It's a tale as old as time, it was love at first sight of the bank account. With Scarlett being Hollywood box office gold you can only imagine the amount of money he can squeeze out of her until Rose turns 18.
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Village Idiot for 4 Mar 2017, Britney Spears

Britney Flashes the Audience... Again

It looks like wardrobe malfunctions have become a theme at Britney's Vegas show after she flashed the audience again. While prancing around in a green glittering low cut leotard to her song "Work Bitch" her left breast made a break for it and stayed out for the remainder of the song. At this stage can we just admit the sheer entertainment value of watching this train wreck unfurl is way more fun than the music? Because who needs talent when you have tits.
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Village Idiot for 25 Feb 2017, Pamela Anderson

Pamela Has a Thing for Bad Boys

It looks like Pamela Anderson has her next husband lined up in the form of Wikileaks founder Julian Assange. Apparently Pamela has been visiting Julian at the Ecuadorean Embassy in London where he's been holed up for the last 4 years with one observer saying "She seems to be wearing sexier outfits every time she visits". This sounds like some elaborate ploy by the Mounties to get their man. We need to send in our best spy, send in agent IQ 007.
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Village Idiot for 18 Feb 2017, Scarlett Johansson

You Can't Tie Scarlett Down

Scarlett thinks monogamy is unnatural. In a recent interview with Playboy Miss Johansson said "I don't think it's natural to be a monogamous person." going on to say "it is such work for so many people - for everyone - the fact of that proves that it is not a natural thing." Ya, it's hard, so fuck it. You don't see animals struggling to survive in nature, that would be unnatural. Anyways, marriage over, off to the orgy.
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Village Idiot for 11 Feb 2017, Madonna

Madonna Completes Her Collection

It's been revealed that Madonna was given permission by the Malawian high court to adopt four-year-old twins Stella and Esther. Now that she owns 2/3rds of the population she is officially the countries leader and can now battle it out with her nemesis Donald Trump at the UN. I think that's how adoption works, I could be wrong. International politics is complicated.
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