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Dumb Blonde Jokes, Loyal Learners

A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl are walking through the woods when the brunette says, "Oh look! Clever pills!" The dumb blonde guy immediately snatches up a pile of them and eats a mouthful. "Wait a minute," he says. "This tastes like rabbit shit." "See?" says the brunette. "You're getting smarter already!"
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
Blonde #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
Blonde #2: "No, who wrote it?"
Q: What has an IQ of 7?
A: 8 blondes.
Q: Why did a blonde girl got expelled from school?
A: She was caught cheating.
Q: How?
A: She was counting her breasts during a biology exam!
Q: Why did the blonde get mad at her boyfriend after she asked him what college he was going to?
A: Because he said FU.
( Submitted by 'kacie' )
Q: What do we call a blonde at university.
A: A visitor.
( Submitted by 'Ntethe' )
Q. How do you keep a blonde busy?
A. Write turnover on both sides of a piece of paper.
( Submitted by 'barbie wishes she was me' )
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Q: What is going to hit the blonde without her knowing it?
A: An Idea.
Q: Why did the blonde take a trip to Italy?
A: She wanted to see how much the cute boot on the map cost.
( Submitted by 'concetta argento' )
Q: How do you make a blonde dizzy?
A: Give her a compass.
( Submitted by 'holly' )
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke of York?
A: The Grand Old Duke of York only 'had' 10000 men.
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?
A: So she could lip read.
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A: A mental block.
( Submitted by 'amanda' )
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner.
Q: How does a blonde confuse you?
A: She tells you she did it.
( Submitted by 'Paul' )
Q: Why are Blondes so dumb?
A: Because they let men think for them.
( Submitted by 'katie' )