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Dumb Blonde Jokes, Loyal Learners

Albert Einstein was walking around heaven one day when he came across a large castle. When no one opened the door after he knocked, he opened the door to find a huge room full of all kinds of clocks. Intrigued by the timepieces, he approached the angel who was overseeing the operation. "What are all these clocks for?" he inquired. "They measure stupidity," answered the angel. "Stupidity?" Einstein was taken aback. The angel nodded. "Every time someone on Earth does something dumb, their clock moves ahead one second. Let me show you." The angel picked up a timepiece and handed it to Einstein. The second hand wasn't moving. "Is it broken?" Einstein inquired. "No," replied the angel. "That's a brunette's clock. She's Japanese as a matter of fact." "Of course," laughed Einstein. "Can you show me any clocks that are moving?" "That's easy," replied the angel. "This one belongs to a young blonde woman, from Sweden." He pointed at a large timepiece, ticking away at a dizzying speed. "Just as I thought," laughed Einstein again. "Well I see you have the clocks of brunette men and women, as well as redheads. But I don't see any clocks belonging to blonde men. Where are they?" "Blonde men?" the angel rolled his eyes. "They're in St Peter's bedroom. He's using them as ceiling fans."
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
A dumb blonde guy and a brunette girl are walking through the woods when the brunette says, "Oh look! Clever pills!" The dumb blonde guy immediately snatches up a pile of them and eats a mouthful. "Wait a minute," he says. "This tastes like rabbit shit." "See?" says the brunette. "You're getting smarter already!"
( Submitted by 'Ben' )
Blonde #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
Blonde #2: "No, who wrote it?"
Q: What has an IQ of 7?
A: 8 blondes.
Q: Why did a blonde girl got expelled from school?
A: She was caught cheating.
Q: How?
A: She was counting her breasts during a biology exam!
Q: Why did the blonde get mad at her boyfriend after she asked him what college he was going to?
A: Because he said FU.
( Submitted by 'kacie' )
Q: What do we call a blonde at university.
A: A visitor.
( Submitted by 'Ntethe' )
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Q. How do you keep a blonde busy?
A. Write turnover on both sides of a piece of paper.
( Submitted by 'barbie wishes she was me' )
Q: What is going to hit the blonde without her knowing it?
A: An Idea.
Q: Why did the blonde take a trip to Italy?
A: She wanted to see how much the cute boot on the map cost.
( Submitted by 'concetta argento' )
Q: How do you make a blonde dizzy?
A: Give her a compass.
( Submitted by 'holly' )
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke of York?
A: The Grand Old Duke of York only 'had' 10000 men.
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?
A: So she could lip read.
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A: A mental block.
( Submitted by 'amanda' )
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner.
Q: How does a blonde confuse you?
A: She tells you she did it.
( Submitted by 'Paul' )