Dumb Blonde Jokes, Loyal Learners - Page 3

Q: Why don't Blondes know how to write the number 11?
A: They don't know which 1 comes first.
Q: Why are there no Brunette jokes?
A: Because Blondes would have to think them up.
Q: How do you measure a Blonde's IQ?
A: With a tire guage.
Q: What does a Blonde say after she graduates from college?
A: "Hi, welcome to McDonalds."
Q: Why don't Blondes like audio books?
A: There aren't any pictures.
Q: Why don't Blondes like the S.A.T.?
A: It's too difficult to spell.
Q: What's a Blonde's favorite saying?
A: I don't know.
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Q: How do Blondes spell farm?
A: E-I-E-I-O.
Q: There are three girls, all in grade 3. One a Brunette, one a Redhead , and one Blonde. Which one of them has the best body?
A: The Blonde, because she's 19.
Once a Blonde took a book from the library called 'How to Hug'. It was only when he got home that he discovered he had Volume 16 of Encyclopedia Britannica.
One day a Blonde was given a dictionary for his birthday. He later confessed that he could not follow the story but at least every word was explained as he went along.
80,000 Blondes meet in Dublin for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid Convention." The compere says "We are all here today to prove to the world that Blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" One Blonde steps up. The compere says to her "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds she says "Eighteen." Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 Blondes start cheering "Give her another chance, give her another chance." The compere says "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you here and the world wide press, I guess we can give her another chance." So he says "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says "Ninety?" The compere sighs, everyone is crestfallen and the Blonde starts crying and 80,000 girls start yelling "Give her another chance, give her another chance." The compere, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says "Ok! One more chance. What is 2 plus 2?" The girl closes her eyes and after a whole minute eventually says "Four." Around the stadium 80,000 girls start yelling "Give her another chance, give her another chance."
Q: How do you confuse a Blonde?
A: Blue.
Q: What's a Blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.
Q: What is every Blonde's ambition in life?
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.