Dumb Blonde Jokes, Loyal Learners - Page 4

Q; How do you confuse a Blonde?
A: You don't they're born that way.
Q: What did the Blonde get on her A.C.T?
A: Nail polish.
Q: The Blonde stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
A: It finally dawned on her.
Q: What do peroxide Blondes and black men have in common?
A: They both have black roots.
Q: What is the most difficult thing to teach a Blonde?
A: To count to twenty-eight.
A Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met St. Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test." "Oh, No!" she said but St. Peter said not to worry he'd make it easy. "Who was God's son?" said St. Peter. The Blonde thought for a few minutes and said "Andy!" "That's interesting ... What made you say that?" asked St. Peter. Then she started to sing "Andy walks with me ! Andy talks with me ! Andy tells me ..."
Q: How do you find out whether a Blonde is indeed a true Blonde?
A: You ask her: "What is 6 and 9 to you?"
If she says : "15, why do you ask?", she's a bleached Brunette.
If she says: "Sixty-nine!" and leers, she's a bleached Redhead.
If she says: "Well ... umm ... I ... what was the question again?" then yes, she is a true Blonde.
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A Blonde is at the library, she opens a book and says "What are these funny markings on the paper?"
The librarian says, "Words."
Blonde: "Do you have any picture books?"
Librarian: "Why?"
Blonde: "I can't tell what the "w u r d s" mean."
Librarian: "Oh, well we have the children books."
Blonde: "No."
Librarian: "We have books with pictures of guys."
Blonde: "All I have to do to see guys is flip up my mini skirt and wait for a while and they come to my door."
Q: (To a Blonde) What is long and hard?
A: Grade 4.
Q: How did the Blonde get 27 hole's in her face?
A: She was trying to learn to use a fork.
Q: What's a Blonde doing when she's gasping for air?
A: Collecting her thoughts.
Q: What do you call a Brunette between two Blondes?
A: An interpreter.
Q: What do you call a Blonde with an I.Q of 125?
A: A foursome.
Q: What do you call a Blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted.
Q: Why did the Blonde dye her hair red?
A: Instant intelligence.