Dumb Blonde Jokes, Loyal Learners - Page 5

Q: What do you call a Blonde who dyes her hair brown?
A: Artificial intelligence.
There was a Blonde that wanted to prove to people she was not stupid so she memorized all the State Capitals. One night she went to a party and saw a cute guy and wanted to impress him. She went over to him and said, "I know all the State Capitals." then he said, "OK then, whats the Capital of Wyoming?" she said, "W"
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The Blondes at the University were tired of not fitting in. They were tired of other students assuming they were just stupid bimbos. They wanted somewhere where they felt they belonged. So they pressured the administration to set up a new Department especially for them. The University agreed, and set up the Blonde Education Department. The Blondes were ecstatic to have a department of their own where they could gather without being ridiculed. They felt they really belonged now. They wanted other students to see that they weren't just stupid bimbos, after all, they now had their own department at the University. So they now all proudly wear the official sweatshirt of the Blonde Education Department which sports the saying "I Belong in B.E.D"
A Blonde received an assignment from her special ed. science teacher. The assignment was what will happen after you pull all of the legs off of a grasshopper. So the Blonde says "jump grasshopper jump" And the grasshopper jumped. So she pulled off one leg and said "jump grasshopper jump" And the grasshopper jumped. So she does this until she got down to the last leg. So she pulled it off. Then she said "jump grasshopper jump" And the grasshopper didn't jump. So she wrote down on her piece of paper "They lose their hearing."