Dumb Blonde Jokes, Looking Good - Page 3

Q: Why do Blondes wear pony-tail's?
A: To hide the air valve.

Q: What happens when a Blonde puts her panties on backwards?
A: She gets her ass chewed out.

Q: How do you make a Blondes eye's light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.

Q: Why do Blondes wear their hair up?
A: So they can catch as much as they can that is over their head.

Q: Why do Blondes wear hoop earrings?
A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.

Q: Why don't Blondes like to wear hoop ear-rings?
A: Their high heels keep getting caught in them.

Q: Why don't Blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?
A: Cause their balls show.

Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who thought she discovered that she had a twin sister?
A: She didn't realize she was looking in a mirror.

Did you hear the one about the Blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears?

Q: Why did the Blonde have square boob's?
A: Because she forgot to remove the tissue's from the box.

Q: When does a Brunette have half of a brain?
A: After a dye job.

Q: Why does the Blonde stand in front of a window during a thunder storm?
A: She loves having her picture taken.

Q: How can you tell the difference between a dumb Blonde and a smart Blonde?
A: The smart one has dark root's.

Q: Did you hear about the new slogan for Miss Clairol's Hair Dye?
A: Buy a double batch and get a snatch to match.

Q: How do you kill a Blonde?
A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.