Dumb Blonde Jokes, Flying High

Q: How do you get a blonde to kill herself?
A: Tell her to jump out of the basement window.
( Submitted by 'William' )

Q: What's the ultimate embarassment for a Blonde?
A: When her Ben-Wa balls set off the airport metal detector.

Q: How do you recognize a Blonde at the airport?
A: She's the one throwing bread at the airplanes.

Q: Why did the Blonde jump off the cliff?
A: Because she thought her Maxi-pad had wings.

A Blonde and a Brunette are skydiving. The Brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. The Blonde jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left." Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry ... we can fly just fine on two engines." An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don't worry ... we still have one engine left." A young Blonde passenger turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"

Q: How can you tell if a Blonde is a natural blonde?
A: Blow in her ear, if she's a real Blonde she starts to float.

Q: If a Blonde and a Brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
A: The Brunette, the Blonde is such an air head.

Q: What do a bleached Blonde and a 747 have in common?
A: They both have a black box.

A Blonde, a Brunette, a Moviestar, the Pope, and a Pilot were in a plane. The plane was going down, and there were only 4 parachutes. So the Pilot took one and jumped, then the Moviestar took one and jumped, and then the Blonde took one and jumped. Since there was only one parachute left, the Bope told the Brunette to take the last one. The Brunette said, "There are still 2 parachutes left ... the Blonde took my backpack and jumped."

Q: Why didn't the Blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: Because she had just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around to much.

Q: What do you call 10 Blondes standing side by side?
A: A wind tunnel.

Q: What do you call a Blonde sky diving team?
A: A new version of the lawn dart's game.

Q: How did the Blonde explain how his helicopter crashed?
A: He said it was getting pretty cold so he turned off the ceiling fan.

Q: Did you hear about the Blonde sky diver?
A: She missed the Earth.