Dumb Blonde Jokes, Flying High - Page 2

Q: What is the difference between a smart Blonde and a UFO?
A: People have seen UFO's.
Q: What's the other difference between a Blonde and a 747?
A: A 747 only goes down occasionally.
Q: What's the difference between a Blonde and a 747?
A: Not everyone has been in a 747.
Q: If a Blonde and a Brunette fell out of a plain, who would hit the ground first?
A: The Brunette, because the Blonde would stop to ask for direction's.
Q: If a Blonde and a Brunette jumped from a two story building at the same time, who would land first?
A: The Brunette because the Blonde would get picked up.
While at the airport buying ticket's the Blonde asked for a return ticket. "Where to please?" asked the man behind the counter. "Back here of course." answered the Blonde.
One day 11 people where holding onto a rope that came from a plane. 10 where Blonde and one was a Brunette. Fearing the rope would break they decided that one person should let go. After much discussion the Brunette decided that she would let go and so after a heart warming speech ... all the Blondes started clapping.
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A Blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section. The stewardess tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket. The Blonde replies, "I'm Blonde, I'm smart and I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the woman to leave and she says "I'm Blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The stewardesses don't know what to do because they have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off, so they get the co-pilot. The co-pilot goes up to the Blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section. The head stewardess asks the co-pilot what he said to get her to move. The co-pilot replies, "I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going to Jamaica."