Dumb Blonde Jokes, Technically Blonde - Page 2

Q: Why did the Blonde bury her walkman?
A: Because the batteries were dead.
Q: What did the Blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
Q: Why can't Blondes put in a light bulb?
A: They keep breaking the bulb's with the hammer.
Q: How many Blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "What's a light bulb?"
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide Blondes?
A: They're doing research on black holes.
Q: How do you know a Blonde has been using the computer?
A: There is cheese in front of the mouse.
A Blonde at a party, was telling her friend that she'd gone off men for life. "They lie, they cheat, and they're just no good," she moaned. "From now on when I want sex, I'm going to use my tried and tested plastic companion," she said. "What happens when the batteries run out?" asked her friend. "That's simple," replied the Blonde. "I'll just fake an orgasm as usual."
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A Blonde, called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. The tech asked her if she was "running it under Windows". The woman responded, "No, my desk is next to the door. But that's a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his is working fine."
One day a man is outside mowing the lawn when he notice's his attractive Blonde neighbor come out of the house and head straight for the mail box. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back inside. A couple minute's later she comes out again, head's for the mail box, open's it then slam's it shut and storm's back inside. Awhile later she comes out again and does the exact same thing with the mail box. Really confused now the man asks her "Is something wrong?" "Yes" she said "my stupid computer keep's telling me, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL!'"