Dumb Blondes Jokes, Working Hard - Page 3 | Blondesville

Dumb Blonde Jokes, Working Hard - Page 3

Q: How do four Blondes carpool to work?
A: They all meet at work at 7:45.
Q: What's black and fuzzy and hang's from the ceiling?
A: A Blonde electrician.
Q: What job does a Blonde have at a m & m factory?
A: Proof reading.
Q: How can you tell a Blonde had a bad day?
A: Her tampon is behind her ear and she doesn't know what she did with her cigarette.
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a Blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, "TGIF" (letters only). He smiled at her and replied, "SHIT" (letters only). "She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "TGIF" again. He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "SHIT" The Blonde was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly "TGIF" another time. The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, "SHIT" The Blonde finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, "TGIF, Thank Goodness It's Friday, get it?" The man answered, "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about all his employees' well being, asked sympathetically, "What's the matter?" To which the Blonde replies "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." The boss, feeling very sorry at this point, explains to the young girl. "Why don't you go home for the day ... we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest. "The Blonde very calmly states... "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here." The boss agrees and allows the Blonde to work as usual ... "if you need anything, just let me know. "Well, a few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the Blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the Blonde hysterically crying. He rushes out to her, asking, "What's so bad now ... are you gonna be ok?" "No!" exclaims the Blonde. "I just got a call from my sister. She told me that HER mom died too!"