Dumb Blonde Jokes, Weekend Daze - Page 2

Q: How did the blonde kill herself raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
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Q: How does a Blonde listen to cool music?
A: She puts it in the freezer.
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A Blonde walked into a hardware store, picked up the hinges she was looking for, and went to go pay for them. The clerk asked "Need a screw for those hinges?" "No, but how about a blow job for the shovel in the back?"
Q: What did Blonde say when asked why all of the sudden she started going to a Catholic Church?
A: She stretches out her arms and says, "Because there's a man hung like this!"
Q: What's the Blondes cheer?
A: " I'm Blonde, I'm Blonde, I'm B-L-O-N ..., ah, oh, well ... I'm Blonde, I'm Blonde, yea, yea, yea ..."
There was a Blonde and a Brunette who were about to commit suicide. They both jumped off of a tall building and, a couple of seconds later, the Brunette hit the pavement, but not the Blonde. What happened to her? She got lost.
Q: Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?
A: You have to hollow out the head.
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I Want to Know

Q: Did you hear about the Blonde couple who froze to death at the drive-in?
A: They went to see 'Closed for the Winter'.
Q: Why did the Blonde get 17 other people together to see a movie?
A: Because 'under 18' was prohibited.
One day a Blonde goes with a friend to watch her first cricket match. While there the batsman hit's a six and then a four. "Wow, that bowler is good" said the Blonde "No matter where the batsman puts the bat, he always manages to hit it."
An evil genie captured a Brunette, a Red-head, and a Blonde and banished them all to the desert for a week. The genie allowed them each to bring one thing. The Brunette brought a canteen so she wouldn't die of thirst. The Red-head brought an umbrella so she could keep the sun off. The Blonde brought a car door, so if it got too hot out, she could just roll down the window.
A Blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn, she rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
This Blonde girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, father, for I have sinned." "What is it, child?" "Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how smart I am." The priest turned, took a good look at the girl, and said, "My dear, I have good news. That isn't a sin, it's only a mistake.
Two Blondes were fishing in a lake with magnets attached to their lines. A man passes by and asked them, "What's that you're doing?" One Blonde says, "Just cleaning out unwanted steel from the lake, sir." "Okay," said the man and went along his way. When the man left the other Blonde says, "What an idiot! Doesn't he know there are steelhead in there?"
Q: What's the difference between a Blonde and a tree?
A: A tree knows when it's being cut down.