Dumb Blonde Jokes, Bedroom Bonanza - Page 2

Q: Why do Blonde girls have trouble achieving orgasm?
A: Who cares?
Q: What's the first thing a Blonde does in the morning?
A: Introduces herself.
Q: Why did the Blonde tattoo her zip code to her stomach?
A: So her male would be delivered to the right box.
Q: Why did the Blonde stand in front of the mirror with her eyes closed?
A: She wanted to see what she looked like when she was sleeping.
Q: How can you tell when a Blonde is horny?
A: Stick your hand down her panties. If it feels like a horse eating oats, she's horny.
Q: Why couldn't the Virgin Mary had been Blonde?
A: Because then she would have been just 'Mary'.
First guy: "You know I never slept with my wife until I married her. Did you?"
Blonde guy: "I don't know, what was her maiden name?"
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Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac and a Blonde?
A: The prostitute say's "Aren't you done yet?"
The nymphomaniac say's "Are you already done?"
And the Blonde say's "Beige ... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
Q: Why do Blondes have orgasms?
A: So they know when to stop having sex.
Q: What do Blondes do for foreplay?
A: Remove their underwear.
Q: What did the Blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing, they've never met.
Q: How do you tell when a Blonde reaches orgasm?
A: She drops her nail-file.
Q: What do you call a blonde lying flat on her back?
A: An air mattress.
Q: How does a Blonde prepare for safe sex?
A: She puts on rubber based lipstick.
Q: What do Blondes do in the morning?
A: Get up and go home.