Dumb Blonde Jokes, Bedroom Bonanza - Page 3
Q: What did the Blonde say during a porno?
A: "There I am."
A: "There I am."
After hours and hours of exhausting sex with a Blonde, a man walks into his kitchen to get a drink. He fills his glass up with milk, when he looks down and realizes that his pecker is still really hot. So he sticks his pecker in the glass of milk to cool it down. Just as he does that the Blonde walks in and says, "I always wondered how you refilled those things."
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl pulls off the hair and says, "I wear a wig, because I was born totally hairless. Not a hair on my body, not even down there." That night, Mrs. Schmidlap tells her husband. He says, "I've never seen anything like that. Please tomorrow, ask her to go into the bedroom and show you. I want to hide in the closet so I can have a look." The next day, Mrs. Schmidlap asks the girl, the two of them go into the bedroom, and the girl strips and shows her. Then the girl says, "I've never seen one with hair on it. Can I see yours?" So Mrs. Schmidlap pulls off her clothes and shows her. That night, Mrs. Schmidlap says to her husband, "I hope you're satisfied, because I was pretty embarrassed when that girl asked to see mine. "Her husband says, "You think you were embarrassed ... I had the four guys I play poker with in the closet with me."
One day a Blonde guy comes home and hears strange noise's from the bedroom and so rushes upstairs to see what was wrong. When he open's the door he sees his wife naked on the bed sweating and panting. "What's going on?" he asked. "I'm having a heart attack" replied his wife. So the man rushes down stair's and pick's up the phone. As he's about to dial his little boy say's "Daddy, uncle Tom's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on." So the man slam's the phone down and goes back to the bedroom, passes his screaming wife and open's the closet door. Sure enough his brother is sitting on the floor of the closet cowering. "You rotten bastard" he said, "my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kid's!"