Monthly Moron for April 2004

Which of these Blondes do you think least understands anything more complicated than nail polish?
By Original uploaded to as Shakira Rock in Rio 08 22 by Andres.Arranz [CC BY 2.5 (], via Wikimedia Commons
5% Shakira
See page for author [CC BY-SA 2.0 (], via Wikimedia Commons
40% Christina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera
By Senior Airman Felicia Juenke [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
55% Anna Kournikova
Anna Kournikova