Monthly Moron for April 2004

Which of these Blondes do you think least understands anything more complicated than nail polish?
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By Original uploaded to www.arteyfotografia.com as Shakira Rock in Rio 08 22 by Andres.Arranz [CC BY 2.5 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.5)], via Wikimedia Commons
5% Shakira
Shakira
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See page for author [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
40% Christina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera
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By Senior Airman Felicia Juenke [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
55% Anna Kournikova
Anna Kournikova